Juke-Mix

That Wisconsin artist who likes to shitpost, but also enjoys being with others but will trigger someone due to a overused dead meme and would not understand what you are talking about.

"Man, Juke is funny but also kind of dumb."
"Juke-Mix, is like a brother to me, a younger brother"

by Among Us. October 27, 2021

Juke that box

When you stick your favorite record inside any of their holes and start projecting the audio from the mouth. As the song goes on, the other partner has until the song ends to shit and cum at the same time (aka taking a screenshot of the moment with your face) (double aka saving a memory).

“Yo did you juke that box with them?”
“Affirmative. We juked it twice!”

by cakys December 6, 2022

Juke's Towers of Hell

Juke's Towers of Hell (formely Kiddie's Towers of Hell) is a roblox game where you climb things called "Towers". this game is very difficult. its starts from easy to literally impossible.

I'm grinding a tower in Juke's Towers of Hell.

by appleapple_1 September 2, 2023

Nintendo Juke

The act of shaking, avoiding, deking a defender in Madden or NHL without using designated button assigned for that purpose. Basically using just the dpad or Analog to avoid the defender.

I can't believe you scored on me with that nintendo juke bullshit.

by Tyhump July 16, 2011

poo-juke

When you feel like you need to poop but only farts come out when you sit down to do your business. Your poo has "juked" you out, like the L/R-trigger move in Madden or an ankle-breaking crossover by CP3.

Me: "Damn, I thought that I had to take a dump, but when I sat down all that came out were farts..."

Friend: "I hate getting poo-juked, it takes half the fun out of pooping."

by Middle Child July 22, 2012

the juke master classic

a move pulled under circumstances where one is faced with a drunk acquaintance that you would never think about hooking up with that comes onto you and you simply dodge their attempt to get with you because they are too drunk, ugly, or smelly for your likings

Guy1: where have you been man?

Guy 2(breathing heavily): I was downstairs getting a beer out of the fridge and the next thing I know Danielle pushes me up against the fridge and goes in for the kiss.

Guy 1: oh shit, what did you do?

Guy 2: I pulled the juke master classic on that bitch; turned my head quickly to the right... karate chopped her arm off the fridge and ran up here quickly

Guy 1: the juke master classic at its best my friend...

by 7th flo crew December 13, 2009

Jesus Juke

When some Christian brings Jesus into an argument or conversation out of no where. Usually creating another religious argument within the original argument or conversation.

You just Jesus juked me, bro!

by Samej Divadi December 3, 2010