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Wall Street Journal

An overall great newspaper that writes very compelling articles related to Business. Since it's conservative-leaning, the op-ed section is a MAGAt cesspool.
Wall Street Journal is a good source but avoid reading the opinion section. You will save brain cells from getting murdered.
by Soul_Driver December 27, 2020
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World Journalism Preparatory School

A school that runs from grades 6-12.

A sad excuse for a school. Run by a stumpy, Jewish women who has no regard for what really happens inside the classroom. Mostly Greek teachers that boast their gold crosses and pronounce students name with emphases on the ''rrrrrr' or '' ssss''.

That aside, another flaw would include the nauseating e-portfolio system we are forced to use. There is no point and I hear now that report cards will no longer be in use.

Uniforms include vulgar khaki's and pasty white polos. They are un-flattering to even the most beautiful of all genders. Parents, this school teaches nothing...your kids education is at risk!
Man, she's an idiot...and look at her clothes!

Yeah, she goes to that World Journalism Preparatory School...
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World Journalism Preparatory School

A stinky stinky high school where at times the water fountains burst creating an ocean in the hallway. Where there is an ocean, you know there are some fishy people nearby who are indeed stinky stinky.
"Damn that girl stank like crabcakes!" "Oof, she must go to World Journalism Preparatory School."
by abbles October 14, 2019
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Irresponsible Panic Bullshit Journalism

a disease that causes the media to compensate for a lack of real news by hyping up the threat of some random virus such as SARS.

Taken from maddox.xmission.com
Better watch out, the media is breaking out with IPBJ again.
by Usernames_Suck September 7, 2004
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Gratitude Journal

A gratitude journal is a book for recognizing, appreciating, and recording pleasant occurrences, blessings, and moments of authentic happiness and contentment.
Zakiyya Rosebelle’s “The Happy Birthday Book” is a gratitude journal that brings fun and cheer throughout the year by encouraging you to embrace the art of positive thinking, indulge yourself in the beautiful things in life, and celebrate and love yourself.
by Zakiyya Rosebelle May 31, 2017
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Slop Journalism

1. The journalistic equivalent of reheated cafeteria leftovers — rushed, messy, and guaranteed to make you regret consuming it. Facts are half-cooked, quotes are cherry-picked, and Twitter drama is treated like Watergate.

2. Reporting so desperate for clicks it sacrifices accuracy, nuance, and dignity. Think: screenshots of tweets as “investigations,” anonymous DMs as “whistleblowers,” and influencers’ bad hair days framed as “the downfall of society.”
Taylor Lorenz is the LeBron James of slop journalism.
by Uhhhhh BaaaAAaased August 31, 2025
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drunk journal

(noun) A drunk journal is the product of "Wasted Wednesday." This device originated when a girl named Sarah and a boy named Phillip in a Midwestern town began writing thoughts, ideas, drawings and whatever they please into a private journal while under the influence of a certain amount of alcohol. The purpose of a drunk journal is to find joy and answers the following day as you attempt to read it aloud. This immediately results in laughter and memories, which otherwise would have been wasted.
Did you read the drunk journal yet?
by boobylips January 28, 2014
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