Johan

A gay ass man

me: You know johan

Becky: The gay one?

by gayman11 March 4, 2019

johann sebastian

a form of rhyming slang in which "johann sebastian" means "back". it is named after the cool ass German composer

johann sebastian ---> johann sebastian bach

bach ---> back

"Dude, I'm gonna go take a piss right quick. I'll be Johann Sebastian"

by munkiedoo October 7, 2009

Johannes Gutenberg

Inventor of the Gutenberg press. Printing has an illustrious history starting when Gutenberg built the first printing press in 1436.

Johannes Gutenberg, a goldsmith and businessman from the mining town of Mainz in southern Germany, borrowed money to develop a technology that changing the world of communication.

by Johannes Gutenberg June 2, 2005

johannson

When someone is a stud.

Hey man, I saw all those broads hanging all over you the other night. Aren't you a Johannson! Holy wha!

by Beastmode9 December 17, 2013

Johaila

The sweetest, beautiful and understanding girl you would ever meet. She is a very helpful lady who helps her family, friends and also her lover. She may feel lonely at times but still smile even in hard times. She is a person who would make time just to hang out with you.

Guy: Wow, Johaila is as pretty as always.
Girl: I’m so thankful that she understood me.

by A potato unknown August 20, 2018

Jathans coc

Honestly the fattest specimen available in the dildo store

Would you like a jathans coc?

by wankywank January 16, 2020

Johanne

Johanne is a beautiful girl that always gives good advice. She is always there for you, and will never let you down.

See that beautiful girl, that's Johanne

by SMU1234 June 6, 2020