Jonah

The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic

You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room

"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"

by ducknoodles November 17, 2021

Jonah

So, Jonah's. Um. They're really nice, I guess, and they're, uh, smart too (I have first hand knowledge.) They're not a player. Nope. That's one thing that's true for all Jonah's, and that they are loyal, stay true, and love their girl. Always. 💎

J: Hey how you doing
D: good how was yours Jonah

J: great thanks

*thinks*

J: why are they talking trash about my name on like page six
D: I don't know that's weird huh

by jlaggin November 28, 2019

Jonah

A savage that all the girls love

I’m so lucky I met Jonah

by Hiperson September 09, 2019

Jonah

actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.

“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him”

by stupidfruitybitch February 16, 2022

Jonah

Small boy and very sneaky has large penis and big buttocks might be trans

Jonah: come here and look at my big penis
Prajeeth: that a mighty big penis

by Penis smacker 102 November 13, 2019

Jonah

best person in the world >:))))

Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever

by All seeing definer cockman March 03, 2021

Jonah

Jonah's suck ass. They remind you of pesky little flies that hang around piles of shit and won't leave you the f*** alone.

"Jonah, please shut the f*** up."
"Don't be a Jonah and get the f*** out of my face."

by bbbbbbb7 May 27, 2022