A self-absorbed homewrecker who used an African country's dictatorial military powers so she could shit her kid out sans the paparazzi (major human rights violation!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
Also French-kissed her own brother in public and carried vials of blood around her neck and agencies actually allowed her to adopt two children (and forces unknown allowed her to have a natural child while more deserving people can't, no matter how hard they try).
Typecast as characters who are off the deep end (life can imitate art, after all!).
by Donna D. July 29, 2006
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by AFU December 16, 2007
Get the angelina jolie ugleemug. matt: yo joe i adopted this really poor African baby.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
joe: really?
matt:yeah i think i have Angelina Jolie syndrom.
by matt AKA momo November 7, 2012
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Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Preceded by if/when/unless to represent the sort of circumstances under which you might change your mind about something.
Girl 1: Are you coming to Josh's party tonight?
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
Girl 2: Meh, I gots to work tomorrow. But call me when you're there if Angelina Jolie turns gay with Megan Fox.
**Later that night**
Girl 1: Hey! They just found Osama bin Laden hiding in Josh's basement!!
Girl 2: Dude, I'm sleeping. I said to call me if Angelina Jolie turned gay with Megan Fox.
by newsvava February 12, 2009
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by buttwatcher646962 August 1, 2017
Get the jolies lifemug. Jolie-Ann
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She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
Jolie-Ann is a really beautiful girl. She may be quiet when you first meet her but once you become her friend she is very talkative and funny. You won't regret meeting Jolie-Ann. She always does her work in school and gets good grades in every class.
She cares about her family and friends. She is a swiftie. She loves to watch videos on her phone. She loves to hang out with her friends. Once you meet a Jolie-Ann don't let her go because you will regret it.
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by Myprincess2706 November 19, 2023
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