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Johann is a sweet, kind, romantic, funny, lazy, smart, shy person who likes to get clown. He can be shy at first but once you get to know him he tends to get funky. He can be really smart but only when he's trying, he can be really lazy at times and will be the kind of person to sleep in class all day. He's not very athletic and is more of a inside I like a/c better. Johann is a really romantic person and loves to have the lover feel like he's the one, he's also amazing in bed and a good kisser. Johann can be really sweet and make anyone special.
Woah he's sooo funny he must be a Johann.
Omg what a sweet guy, that's a Johann right there.
Did you see the score on the test Johann got, but he hates school though.
Omg you should see Johann in bed he's a whole other person!
Johann by A Shy Guy September 1, 2019
An amazing person who is very good looking and always nice and caring. One of a kind.
Every guy wants a Johnna

"Hey did you just see that Johnna walk out of seventh period!?..Damnnnn i want onee"
Johnna by cboyyy February 7, 2010

Joannael 

Joannael is a name for the ship of Jo Beth Harvelle and the angel Annael (aka Anna) on the TV show Supernatual. Both characters have died on the show and they never met. This, of course, has never got in the way of shipping before, so why should it now? This is a fairly small ship, but a pretty cool one, as Jo and Anna have a lot of similarities to Dean and Castiel.
Fangirl: I tots ship Jo and Anna! Joannael 5ever!!<3
Person: You realize they are both dead? And they never met? There is literally no basis for this ship.

Fangirl:
Person:
Fangirl: Are you trying to make a point cause I don't see one.
Joannael by Idkjustsomestuff January 10, 2015

johannesevangeliet 

Johannesevangeliet is a boring man with a boring past, he should not be a subject in school
omg you'r sooooo boring, is you'r name Johannesevangeliet?
johannesevangeliet by franky fly_ February 27, 2020
Johanah is a girl who has many personalities. She can be both rude in a sarcastic way but she can also be very sweet. Her sense of humor is what makes up most of her. She’s weird but in a good way. There is a downside to Johanah, she has a boy craze, and always goes for the wrong type of guys. She never says yes to a guy who really wants her but will always try to go for a guys who doesn’t want her. But in conclusion, she is one of a kind and any guy should be more than happy to have her.
Dude Johanah has such a weird personality but I love it!
Have you met Johanah? She’s always going for the wrong guys.
johanah by Maxy pooh September 10, 2020
a bot & sometimes an underground rapper.
Guy 1: Hey bro lets enable squad autofill.
Guy 2: No bro I don't wanna get a Joehanna.

Man 1: I thought Astroworld took long but Joehanna is taking years to drop his 2nd album.
Man 2: Yeah he beats Travis on that one!
Joehanna by Bots institution March 20, 2021