Jermanie

When your mother is too drugged up to correctly spell "Jeremy" this is your name. Additionally Jermanie's believe in magic.

1. "Dude Jermanie, what're you doing?"
2. "Oh nothing...just, y'know...summoning the demon Bibololith from the eighth circle of hell."
1. "Oh Jermanie...you're so silly."

by RocketMasterScan February 27, 2009

Jewban

A person of Hebrew faith found in South Florida

Also could be used to describe something rare

"Dude, I can't believe I saw a jew in Miami!"
"Yeah, its a Jewban"

by AJewban??? January 15, 2010

jewmanji

When a Jewish friend begins to start acting bitchy and erratically. Similar to bridezilla but with a Jew.

Blythe: Why is Ilana being such a jewmanji?

Jeanette: I don't know, but that jewmanji is starting to piss me off.

by BlackLuster May 24, 2010

jewnani

Jewish vagina.
Widely regarded as the "tightest" Vagina among females.

"Damn, that bitches jewnani was tighter than a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel!!"

by Sho'Nuff May 16, 2007

Jewpanese

n. The rare combination of New York Jew and Japanese. With many Jewpanese there is a little Philipino mixed in as well, considering the fact that there are large populations of Jews and Philipinos in New York City. In any case, the Jewpanese person is hard to pick out of a crowd, and rarely seen.

I'm pretty sure that Asian-looking fellow was Jewpanese, with his strong New York accent.

by O'Doyle April 9, 2005

Jemmanuel

Is the sexiest motha fucka in the whole world!

Someone with a very delicious dick, very big!
A Colombian-Dominican who's one hell of a sexy kitty!

Jesus: "Hey who's that fucking sexy bitch!?"

Leslie: "Ohh that's Jemmanuel! He's fucking sexy and has a big cock!"

by fackface239 August 20, 2011

Jewzanya

A massive amount of Jews in a certain area

At the temp there was alot of jewzanyas praying to god.

by Pj, Matt X2 December 27, 2003