uncle jesse

super sweet, almost to the point of being freakin' sweet; NOT Danny Tanner or Joey Gladstone

Yo dude did you see X-Men 2 last night?
Yeah that movie was totally Uncle Jesse

by Seany Mac May 3, 2003

jesserbation

1)The act of sleeping for interminable periods of time. Often done without breathing or emiting any other physiological manifestations of a carbon life form. Jesserbating allows the avoidance of human contact, or recovery from exasperating activities.

2)Sleeping for pleasure

damn im tired as buddha!!.. im bout' to go into jesserbation for a couple weeks.

by the masked avenger July 6, 2006

Jesse Underhill

The most sexiest man I have ever seen in my life. His body is perfect his eyes are perfect his hair is perfect just everything is perfect. He started in musical.ly and has about 1.5 million followers.

Person 1: Whoa do you see that hot guy over there

Person 2: Yeah that's Jesse Underhill

by Jesse Underhill fan June 13, 2018

jesse !

ohkayy , he is crazy , funny , so adorable , and is the best guy friend you will ever find ! he is an awesome guitarist and can play almost anything !
he always makes everybody laugh , even on the worst days ever he can turn yours into the best !
you cant stay mad at him haha .
he is irreplacable and is modern peter pan !

he gives the best advice ever and he is SO SWEET !

jesse ! is my bestie !

by one of jesse's besties; July 18, 2009

Jesselle

A smoking hot girl who is caring and funny, she is very weird and has no life but her weirdness is what makes her amazing
she sets out to do what she wants when she wants to do it and doesnt give a fuck about what anyone thinks

Guy 1: yo man did you see Jesselle today? she was looking super hot

Guy 2: Ya man she was doing some fucked up shit

by Dr.durtyday April 2, 2013

Jesse

HAS A VERY FUCKING HUGE COCK he is very sexy and has nice eyes and he is very athletic and he is serious person but sometimes laid back and chill messing with HE MIGHT FUCKING KILL YOU, he gets a lot of girls and date most of them.

Girlfriend: Mom did you see jesse today ?
Mom: Yes i did
Girlfriend: I fucked him earlier he had a huge cock and he was sexy
Mom: OMG CAN I SEE

by SEXYMFK May 29, 2020

JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

A person who only has feelings for Jesse James Rutherford and is totally, madly and desperately in love with him having a big obssesion, they can't even think abt feel in love with no person in the whole world.

they're looking for jesse pics and vids for the thousandth time in the day and admiring it, they must be JESSERUTHERFORDsexual

by simp for jesse January 3, 2021