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Jenkins Syndrome

A rare disability in ice hockey players where the knees and ankles cannot move and flex at the same time, thus creating the illusion that the player does not know how to skate. This disability has even been found in the NHL ranks, with players such as Tomas Holmstrom, Hal Gill, and Nik Antropov suffering from it.
"Don't make fun of Billy, he's got Jenkins Syndrome."
by captainericbertulaitis February 23, 2013
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Jenny Schecter

A character from Showtime's The L Word, commonly known as the most outrageous. She started the show out straight, moving in with her fiance, until she had an affair with the temptress Marina. Most recently she is known for being completely batshit in the fifth and sixth seasons, which leads more of us to love her more than we already do.
Jenny Schecter: So this is what I want you to do. Ok, so you're going to look at her and you're going to take her and you're gonna throw her against the sink - BAM! And you're gonna look at her with PASSION and then you - don't worry I wont kiss you - you're gonna take her and you're gonna kiss her with tongue. And then I want you to reach down and then I want you to fingerfuck her... and give her the best fucking orgasm ever. Go for it!
Isabella: OH, you mean with my hand?
Jenny: Yeah. Unless you have some other apparati I don't know about.
by shrimppleaser April 1, 2009
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Jenay

the most talented, kind,smart,funny,and beautiful inside out girl you could ever meet. Jenay will always be there for you. she is easy to forgive because of her big heart. Everyone should have a person like Jenay in their life. Once you have someone like jenay never let her go.
That girl name has to be Jenay cause she is amazing .
by kingbobisawesome August 21, 2018
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jenny talia

a name that sounds a lot like genitalia
I think I'll call my boat "Jenny Talia". I like the sound of it.
by yorrick hunt January 9, 2009
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Jenksing

Simply put it is the action of waking someone who is asleep in a moving vehicle. It could be a car, a train or even an aeroplane - it doesn’t matter! The deeper the sleep, the more effective the 'Jenksing'! See below for a more detailed dictionary definition.

jenks ( jënks)
v. jenks'd, jenks·ing, jenks'
v.tr.
To strike with sudden fear whilst asleep in a moving vehicle; alarm: to jenks someone.
v.intr.
To become frightened: a deep sleeping person normally jenks' easily.
n.
1. A condition or sensation of sudden fear on waking.
2. A general and instant state of alarm; a panic: that left him well and truly jenks'd!
adj.
Intention to frighten people: lets jenks him!
v. jenks·ing
The practice of waking someone in a moving vehicle.
v. jenks'd
The past form of jenks: you've been jenks'd!
A passenger in a car quietly asleep on the back seat is woken abruptly by the other passengers by screaming and slamming on the brakes to induce an abrupt wake up call to the unsuspecting victim. Hopefully the victim will give a hilarious reaction to this apparent impending crash which should be filmed and distributed to the world. This is the art of Jenksing somebody.
by Garymugg September 9, 2012
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JennyFest

A celebration of the coolest chick jenny. Usually occurs the last weekend of May includes copious amounts of alcohol and debauchery.
Hey girl what are your plans for May 29th?? Wait didn't you know, its Jennyfest
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Jennyfe

by Pneumoniae June 9, 2021
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