Jehovah's Witness

people that are fated to die from simple wounds because they too rubbish to accept blood transfusions

Jo Ho's are rubbish, i mean look at them!

by Tilly January 22, 2005

Jehovah's Witness

A bunch of rats who insist on forcing their religious beliefs on the general public at all costs, including harassment.

A whole bunch of Jehovah's Witness freaks woke me up on my day off last week, what a bunch of subversive losers!

by Piranha May 4, 2006

jehovah's witness

Sexual position where a man has intercourse with a female in an apartment building up against a hallway or door.

After I left the bar with that chick, we went back to my building and I gave her a Jehovah's witness on the 4th floor.

by johnniebaltimore December 13, 2008

Jehovah's Witnesses

A F****D-up "religion" in which annoying people knock on your door and talk about their cult. DO NOT SUBMIT TO THEM. Their "religion" disposes of all holidays because they are "satanic" and blames other religions for faults in the world. They believe that they are the true Christians and that everyone else is crazy. (Yeah Right). They also believe that innocent little children going to Sunday School are working for the devil.

Jehovah's Witnesses are MORONS and are to STUPID realize that it is THEM who are working for the devil.

by Q January 15, 2005

jehovanni

There are few who can handle the name Jehovanni, those who can are usually loving, caring, loyal, trustworthy, and compassionate. Jehovanni is warm and huggable, people gravutate to his energetic and often eccentric nature, Jehovanni is very emotional and loves to feel loved, Jehovanni is also very spiritual and follows what ever religion he follows as best as possible

Jehovanni is so kind
Jehovanni is awesome

by that kid pablo January 13, 2015

Jendon

The ship name for Jessica and Brendon. Jendon was a relationship meant from the start. They were best friends before they were lovers which makes their relationship all the better. Jendon never gives up on each other and they are star crossed lovers. They make it through every fight and argument and it makes them stronger every time. They are destined to grow old together and have many children along the way.

Guy1: Whose that hot couple over there?
guy2: That's Jendon.
guy1: They're cute.

by Randoming February 28, 2015

jehovi

the plural form for a jehovan witness

have you seen the increased amount of jehovi at school recently?

by jehovahschild May 3, 2018