Jequay

The most awesome being to ever exist in ever. Is more alpha than alpha. All those that come into his presence will forever be changed.

"I heard Jequay just fucked your girl man."
"It's all cool though, cause Jequay is my God. He can fuck any of my bitches, even my mom."

by doubleswordsman September 27, 2013

Jebba

The act of self sexual stimulation usually ending with a climax and release of tension.

Rich was fixated with Jennifer Love Hewitt's curvy anatomy in the movie 'The Tuxedo'. At commericial break he ditched into the washroom so he can be alone with his thoughts. He needed to jebba while the images of Jennifer were still fresh in his mind.

by Tune - Aaaah! May 13, 2005

Jebaited

It is when a person gets tricked

Person 1: Yo can I have some chips
Person 2: Its an empty chip bag

Person 3: GET JEBAITED PERSON 1 LOLOLOL

by HaxBroLmao123New January 15, 2019

jebus

Variation of 'Jesus' first invented by Duke Ellington so as not to be beaten by nuns. Borrowed by Frank Zappa and, from there, by Matt G.

Jesus: Daaaaad, do I have a brother.

God: Uh, no, not that I know of.

Jesus: Then who's this 'Jebus' everyone keeps talking about?

by mavi September 7, 2007

Jebus Crife

A tall male mammal, open to the suggestion and participation of cliff jumping

Jebus Crife took up his pants, and jumped off of the cliff before him. "w00t!" he shouted as he fell.

by Anonymous October 12, 2003

jebus christ

1. a non-religiously offensive exclamation of suprise

2. my former name with which i posted definitions on this site

1. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

2. "jebus christ! that's 7 inches long!"

by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004

pizda jebana

boltonczyslaw

pizda jebana z ciebie jest nigga jeden

by gamergamergamer5 August 17, 2022