1. The action a guy is doing when masturbates.
2. A person who is a motherfucking asshole dipshit. Basically. Also can be called a Jerkoff. (See 'Jerkoff' for more information.)
3. A nickname you give to someone named "Jack".
2. A person who is a motherfucking asshole dipshit. Basically. Also can be called a Jerkoff. (See 'Jerkoff' for more information.)
3. A nickname you give to someone named "Jack".
1. I had some good porn in front of me, so I just had to jackoff to it.
2. Guy: *Slaps girls ass*
Girl: Damnit! You're such a Jackoff!
3. For Jack's birthday, I gave him a card that said "To Jackoff"
2. Guy: *Slaps girls ass*
Girl: Damnit! You're such a Jackoff!
3. For Jack's birthday, I gave him a card that said "To Jackoff"
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"Bro Idk what happening but I was with a girl and since then shit been going down"
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Literally, a masturbating or, "jack-off", marathon.
1. Any large amount of time (hours, days, etc.) solely dedicated to masturbating multiple times.
2. Masturbating vigorously multiple times, with friends/girlfriends, or alone for an extended period of time
1. Any large amount of time (hours, days, etc.) solely dedicated to masturbating multiple times.
2. Masturbating vigorously multiple times, with friends/girlfriends, or alone for an extended period of time
Jack's wife had gone to her parents' house for the weekend. Since he had ordered the Playboy channel and didn't want all that hand moisturizer to go to waste, he decided to plop down in front of the TV and have himself a jackoffathon.
by actionman777 April 1, 2010
Get the jackoffathon mug.A person (usually a man) who is good at masturbation, but since that rudimentary skill requires no particular training, it's usually used to mean someone who has no particular skills at anything beyond masturbation. An American way to designate a "wanker."
"Bob says he's an air-guitar artist."
"Bob is a jackoff artist at best. I'm not even sure he can perform air-guitar."
"Bob is a jackoff artist at best. I'm not even sure he can perform air-guitar."
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