jasper

biggest local druggo you'll come across. you'll most likely find him in his shed chill bangin with dad playing fortnite. he's also an alright sk8er boi. he's also funny and has a ballsack haircut

person 1 : whose that stoner ?
person 2 : oh that's just jasper

by wearsunscreenkids October 22, 2019

jasper

1. a naive, or simple man

2. a wasp

I don't care if this jasper is looking for help. I can't do anything for him.

by The Return of Light Joker December 28, 2011

raspy jasper

dry, chaffed ballsack

dude, when i was washing my sack i accidently left the soap in ,now i totally have a raspy jasper

by Mike Culver June 24, 2003

Jasper, Texas

town where the draging happened, just to note the three whites guys, none of them were from jasper, also some white guy got killed that morning dont remember who buy, also the week before that a white women was stabed to death buy a black guy Some people from the Jasper Texas area or other parts of deep east TX just mean (a slow news day).

Wow did you hear about Aruba day 417, must be a Jasper, Texas news day.

by Ickus Zozen September 22, 2005

Jasper

Just a spacker and wanker.

Wow it's Jasper, careful, he might jiz on you.

by Spackerman !00000 January 18, 2018

jasper

A nice, sweet, funny, girl who is trustworthy and always has a smile.

Hey look its Jasper, she always has a smile on her face.

by Smile More :) November 16, 2016

jasper county high school

Home of shitty food and fake bitches, its Christmas all year up in here with all the hoe hoe hoes. Frequent suicidal jokes

I hate jasper county high school.

by Your teacher, ms. Bitch May 3, 2019