by Artgirl1028 April 14, 2010
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the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
by brittanybitch January 4, 2010
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by DaBoyo05 March 13, 2018
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