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Jarrod

a giant Dum Dum......the bestest Dum Dum at that
Hey Jarrod, I like it when you call me Dirt.
by Artgirl1028 April 14, 2010
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Jarred

A short rotund man with pale skin that matches his hair. Jarreds usually don't know how to spell, and are retarded in most aspects. Jarreds seek out single moms who are desperate to date. Jarreds also call and text their exes for up to 4 years after the break up. Jarreds get angry in a blink of an eye, and start hitting randomly. Jarreds are the devil.
That guy is desperate, he must be a Jarred.
by Kangaruse February 13, 2010
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Jarred

the lowest form of a douche bag. gets girls pregnant and then leaves them alone with the baby with no support. he will make you cry every night for 10 months. breaks promises and lies all the time. he will be the biggest disappointment of your life, and the biggest waste of time.
"did you hear about what jarred did to brittany?" "yeah, i can't believe that douche!"
by brittanybitch January 4, 2010
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Jarred

A boy who acts gay but is straight. He will fondle your balls, and probably take hard anal from a random guy from a Thrift Shop and claims he is straight. He is also one to fool around with and loves his memes. He also loves his panty collection he has in his closet, and the favorite colored panty is green. Also, he is short and some times climbs on walls like a demented spider. He also likes to hiss at sun light and his family when provoked. Finally... he really loves Ass and loooooves small titties and believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
There is no examples of these Jarreds because that's how weird they are.
by DaBoyo05 March 13, 2018
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jarrod

guy that tells secrets to people
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by Peanut Better Nepic Time November 6, 2013
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Jarrod

A kid that manipulates his friends into making them say things that they don't want to talk about. He will talk himself up and then bitch out on the things he tells people to do
Oh did you here Jarrod ruined Hunter's life
by ya-boi-is-lit January 6, 2019
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Jarrod

Crazy loves children of all ages and has a small penis that he sucks himself.
*Mom* My child is missing who could of did it
*Cop* It was probably another case of Jarrod
by Long Penis? October 21, 2015
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