The hitting of the absolute bottom of life. You can go no lower than this. This word is the absolute embodiment of being a complete loser in life and 99.9% sure your not going to being able to amount to anything in life. If you are a Assistant Janitor, you are a worthless meat sack and you should have never existed. But if you are one, you should take pride in it,it is the only thing you can take pride in. So, Assistant Janitors of the world. Stand up, and wear this as a badge of honor, because its not easy to be an Assistant Janitor. Eh, actually its pretty easy.
Man 1: "Dude, you are 69 years old and you've never had a job,you have had an unhonorable discharge from the U.S. Military,you were kicked out of your own birthday 20 years in a row, evicted from your cardboard box,you've had 16 interventions on your sticker addiction, and you have the most viewed fail on YouTube. Dude, you're an Assistant Janitor."
Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."
Assistant Janitor: "You're darn skippy, and I'm proud of it."
by Kane Chitty July 10, 2014
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1) One who performs a task incorrectly.
2) One who forgets or misinterprets information.
3) One who is clumsy.
4) One who is a janix.
Verb
-Janix
To perform the actions that make one a janixon.
French Origins: Les Jaunix
1) One who performs a task incorrectly.
2) One who forgets or misinterprets information.
3) One who is clumsy.
4) One who is a janix.
Verb
-Janix
To perform the actions that make one a janixon.
French Origins: Les Jaunix
1) Did you remember the bread?
-No I forgot
You janixon!
2) What happened to dinner? It's all burnt!
-Oh your mother janixed the meal.
3) Oh man! He totally janixed that shot! The goal was wide open! How do you janix a shot like that?!
-No I forgot
You janixon!
2) What happened to dinner? It's all burnt!
-Oh your mother janixed the meal.
3) Oh man! He totally janixed that shot! The goal was wide open! How do you janix a shot like that?!
by Dog Brite October 26, 2010
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Niko:So, Roman, why are these loan sharks after a fat slob of shit?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?
Roman:Cousin, they don't call me a fat slob of shit, they call me the Janitor and that is why they are after me, cousin.
Niko:And why is that?
Roman:Because I clean up(Awkward Laughter), get it? Janitor? Clean up the game? No?
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Get the janitor mug.a drunk internet team speak server admin who likes to feel important so he bans people and kicks them to make himself feel better because he has a very sad life outside of the internet and has to feel big on teamspeak...i hope they get drunk and get in an accident and Die...
hey speidel..u were making humming noises so im retarded and im going to ban you cause im peipers but buddy
by jok3r April 3, 2005
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In Halo 2 - when anyone steals your kill right before you were about to put the final bullet in someone's head or heart. Hence the name: Janitor = Anyone who comes in and cleans up the "crap" they never started.
by RAIN January 27, 2005
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