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jakob

a pussy who likes to cancel ppl and has too many second chances. he is gonna burn in hell
that person is a jakob
by twinxkk December 20, 2022
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(Noun): Someone who is unable to close a door or a book without their business partner present.
Steve: “Why is Jakob alone again today? You do realize he can’t close a door, right?”

Jakob: “Hold my non alcoholic beer.”
by Armenianthief January 25, 2023
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No, Jakob has not fingered a girl. Especially that chick from Whataburger!
Me: Has Jakob ever fingered you?
Girl: No, he makes me so dry.
by ittiwitty July 29, 2023
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This might be a VERY ACCURATE description of him.

Jakob is a gentleman/sigma male, he is like TRISTAN TATE. He's charming, handsome, intelligent, authentic and has good manners. Jakob, during his teenage years may be very mature for his age, compared to many other teenagers. Unfortunately, He may have gone through very Stressful periods in his life, where he may be Depressed and Emotionless. But is an Overcomer, and can TRANSFORM his life. He is Fearless, Quiet, Thoughtful, Chill, very Introspective, Humble, Determined, Loyal, Merciful, brutally Honest, not argumentative, and artistic in a unique way. He can see everything in life from multiple perspectives. He has a pure heart, and has good intentions for everything that he does in life. He is very patient with everyone, and deeply empathetic. He knows everything and everyone, no joke. He is the type of guy that would know a LOT about you, even if he never talked to you. He's able to hold things to himself, or keep a secret, not a blabbermouth. He is very athletic and strong. He may embody, both introvert and extrovert qualities. If he was very quiet, in a period of his life, he may have evolved to become more social/charismatic. His type of humor is being stereotypical, like making an accent, or being so bluntly honest where others may find it funny and agreeable. His MBTI(personality-type) is most likely ENTP or INTJ. An INFJ, INTJ, would both be very good partners for him if he is an ENTP.
Jakob is a Wonderful young man.
by He is HIM!!! December 13, 2024
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this guy looks you dead in the eyes and eats a whole poop in front of you every time you see him
coworker: hey i saw jakob the other day
you: did he do that one thing? you know the thing he always does and is known for?
coworker: oh the poop thing? yeah
you: yeah. sounds like jakob
coworker: even though i know he's chinese i'm shocked every time i see him. its like he gets more and more chinese every day
you: well yeah where do you think he gets the poop from?
by MoreCowboyThanJakob February 14, 2025
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A fag who streams on twitch
by jakob hater August 20, 2025
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Jákob is an awesome dude! He has low self esteem but also is very cocky! He’s a 5’11 red head. Yeah that’s about it... oh yeah and he’s a cult leader
1. Jákob is awesome
2. Yeah ik man we been knew
by Samantha Tucker December 6, 2020
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