Jakob likes dudes

A phrase commonly used by distance runners when there is a break in any conversation. On Fridays he likes men though. If Jakob is dating a woman then a distance runner must quietly say “and women” after the phrase is uttered. This phrase is also commonly said in Taylorism as a prayer.

A Group of Distance Runners: *silence
Unknown Distance Runner #1: Jakob likes dudes
Jakob: NO I DON’T. I AM LITERALLY DATING A GIRL
Unknown Distance Runner #2: What about last night?
Jakob: …
Unknown Distance Runner #3: Jakob likes dudes

by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022

jakob danger armstrong

One of the worlds luckiest kids. He is the son of green day frontman, Billie Joe Armstrong and his beautiful wife, Adrienne. Lives in Berkely, California and born in '97

"My dad is Billie Joe!" exclaimed Jakob Danger Armstrong

by Halenay July 30, 2006

Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

jakob gould

a mf that runs jay co wit his homies. biggest meat in the area code. straight pimp that gets all the bitches

did you see jakob gould ? he’s so hot

by jay co hoe December 9, 2019

Jakob

Typically gifted with a MASSIVE dick.

Jakob's penis is GINOURMOUS.

by oytcirtrfytd6tyuytxtryycur6tgc November 25, 2021

Jakobe

an absolutely beautiful white male penis that is the perfect size for vaginal penetration and deep throating. kept in exceptional condition, works incredibly (some would say it works magic), and is groomed often.

"hi jakobe!" "want me to touch jakobe?" "I love jakobe"

by vera-vera August 30, 2022

Jakob Njos

Chief of Horney Police

At George’s wedding, Jakob Njos hits on his cousins, making him “Chief of Horney Police”

by Imyourpapa001 November 5, 2023