Jordana

A human female with the abilities of being intelligent, beautiful, and being humorous. She is unique and is often always smiling

Girl:who the hell is that?
Guy: wow she's gorgeous!
Girl: uh ew!
Guy: Your jealous cause she's a Jordana
Girl: Whatevs..

Jordana by AhhhhhLex July 24, 2011

Jordan 

A man with a massive penis. So massive that it makes Hulk Hogans arms look like tic tacs.

Girl: Bob has a Jordan and I like to ride it all night long

Jordan by SOB72 May 6, 2017

jordanesque 

a word to define all forms of perfection

Holy shit, that was a jordanesque shot!

Damn, look at this painting, its Jordanesque

jordanesque by ur mother April 17, 2004

Air Jordan 

When you have to take a poop standing

uh-oh! there is poop on the toilet seat. Looks like I will have to Air Jordan this one.

Air Jordan by handleslice899 June 2, 2015

Jordanna 

The most flawless, perfect girl you will ever meet.

Oh I want to be just like Jordanna.

Jordanna by HarryStyles69 October 7, 2012

Jordanski 

Has great aim no game sense no awareness and is known as grandpa walker in the infernal realms discord.

Wow that playstyle reminds me of jordanski

Jordanski by Y0rdan September 9, 2019

Jordan-kyle 

The act of mixing up a person's first and last name because their last name could easily pass for a first name, provoking extreme anger from a person.

Usually only premenent in italian New Jersey suburbs, because of the stress of maintaining a constant fist pump whenever listening to 'Guido Beats'. This fist pumping action results in extreme irritablility, therefore a heightened reaction from the first-last name mix up.

Dayo: Why did jordan storm off like that?

Jer: Well you completely Jordan-kyle'd him.

Dayo: Well his parents were dumb enough to give him a last name that could be a first name he deserved it..

Jordan-kyle by JROC444 December 8, 2010