IoS

Internet of things - IoT including but not limited to iOS devices.

IoS lifestyle consumes more time and money than one has.

by lovIhm August 5, 2021

io

A stupid person who likes to make jokes, but always gets mistaken as the opposite gender. You're a Zion that did that Tiktok challenge where you remove the first and last letter of your name, aren't you?

Girl 1: OMG, that io is sooo cute! i love him/her!
Girl 2: Um... thats a girl/boy...
Girl 1: OMG, gross.

by candle in the stupid lantern May 24, 2021

hordes io

browser mmorpg with pay to win features that has fallen off over the years

hordes io was a great game until it was ruined by a combination of greed and poor management

by smut reader August 24, 2022

Malicious IOS

Malicious IOS is a gamer, and a Unit on the Sticks.

That dude is Malicious IOS.

by imazallik February 23, 2022

Ocelot iOS

Pedophile

Ocelot iOS is a pedophile

by ocelotisoak December 31, 2020

Nami iOS

a player who was at his prime in season 3 and now says OFC HES THERE all the time when playing silvers

I finna do a Nami iOS no cap

by x11poco April 26, 2021

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.

Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.

by NewPOV January 22, 2025