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Tactical Insertion

When you are having sexual intercourse with a women, and you suddenly pull out and stick it into her anal cavity, then claim it was an accident. Not to be confused with the term from, "COD:MW4"
Rhett: "Shit man, my girl won't let me do anal. Time for a little "Tactical Insertion."
by vantheman November 23, 2009
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Allen Iverson

Once a star player for the Sixers, but now is just a bum who needs to retire.
Its irony how when Allen Iverson was on Denver, they got swept in the 1st round in the playoffs, while the Detroit Pistons, who had Billups, made it all the way to the Eastern Conference Finals.
Then they trade Billups for Allen Iverson next season and Denver makes the Western Conference Finals, while the Pistons get swept in the 1st round! A.I. messed a team that was once good!
by Hamit September 25, 2010
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sick insertion

when some slut goes sticks a baseball bat, can of coffee, or other sick object into her vagina. hopefully sickinsertions.com pays her.
sally rammed that pogo stick up her pussy and rode it like a pogo-pony. that was one sick insertion!
by carp April 5, 2004
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canadian home invasion

When your friend wears a strap-on and has sexual intercourse with your anal cavity while using maple syrup as lube
Be careful, i might give you a canadian home invasion.
by DarkHumor997 January 30, 2016
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Asian Invasion

1. Used to describe the "wave" of Asian immigration
2. Also used to describe a growing number of Asian products

However, there is no such thing as an Asian invasion. Asians make up only 5% of the population. This is hardly considered an "invasion". It was coined through hype, propaganda, ignorance and racism.
In reality, Asians are still a minority group.
"I saw TWO Asians today! It's an Asian Invasion!"
by Academic September 21, 2005
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Iverson Special

When an old guy brings his grandchildren to the post office or bank (or anywhere else only old people like to go) and locks them in the car, leaving a dank old person fart behind.

Also works with rotten cabbage locked in the trunk during a hot Minnesota summer.
Grandchild 1: "ewww... what's that smell?"

Grandchild 2: "I dunno, grandpa must have farted before he locked the car! GROSS!"

Grandchild 1: "Ah, he gave us the old Iverson Special."

Grandpa: "Take that Johnny son-of-a-bitch!"
by Chris H., Pip R. January 14, 2011
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insertion sort

1. A sorting algorithm where the sorted array is built one entry at the time.

2. When it is unclear which woman is the most attractive, so you "insert" your penis into each vagina in order to determine its warmth, muscularity and general hoo-ha.
1. My data was arriving in bursts, so the best way of getting it in order was using insertion sort.

2. I now have herpes because I performed insertion sort on too many women last night.
by thestraightman October 17, 2011
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