instalk

The act of stumbling upon someone's Instagram who you do not know and intensely analyzing all of their photos all the while leaving no trace of likes or comments.

"The principal thought I was a good kid until she instalked me and realized I deal meth to handicapped veterans"

by Samiler April 5, 2015

Instablast

v. to feel an immediate and mutual suspicion or dislike for someone you have just met

I can tell by his smug face that we aren’t going to get along. He’s on instablast.

by seeyounextwednesday September 17, 2016

Instable Computer

A computer about to fall due to a bad surface it stands on - commonly comfused by newbs with Instable Operating System

Oh no! I have an instable computer - i should really move it to a place where it is less prone to falling.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Instable Operating System

An operating system prone to crashing - commonly referred by newbs as an Instable Computer - however, calling it such is incorrect.

Windows XP is an instable operating system. It tends to crash when documents remain unsaved for long periods of time.

by The Overmind July 6, 2004

Installment Plan

This term is used for the art of letting out a fart over a extended period of time. Usually spanning from 1 hour to about 72 hours. Instead of one initial blast, the giver of the installment plan spares his bros and babes the trouble of a nostril attack.

"Yo Ron, you wearin cologn?"

"Na bro, just a lil installment plan."

by pschwill April 5, 2010

installware

software that installs other products that the user would not expect to be installed as a default option. This includes any 3rd pary addons or 1st party products that are unrelated to the current install.

Examples of installware practices:
Programs installing browser bars
iTunes installing Safari as an "update"

by alt+F4 March 22, 2008

Installitis

From the latin Haddenus, condition exist when one is not able to lift arms above shoulder level to properly work on a vehicle. Sometimes comes when you are assigned a job that is above your mental mechanical level. Also when you are a complete idiot but do not know it , but still think you are the smartest person ever!

Dan: "I'm feeling like a Dinosaur today and with these raptor arms Im not able to work on this car."

Tom: "Looks like a bad case of installitis!"

Dan: "mmmmmmmm I got to go home Im sick"

by Muddafuckajones August 20, 2013