Color Me Impressed

A sarcastic response for when someone says something that they are extremely proud of but which is, in reality, really stupid.

Evee: Omg today I had a bagel for breakfast!!!!!!!
Elbie: Color me impressed.

by LB Catz December 3, 2013

not impressed

well it basically is you give up being the coolest guy in town(cause you go out and the babes are on you like shit on a stick) to go boarding and then it dosen't happen

Gibbs had a night of tang planned and he forfited the evening so he could go boarding the next day. to his dismay boarding did not occur.

by sell out January 31, 2004

Impest

An individual who is currently annoying the peace of an "in" group.

or

Somebody who's usually cool, randomly does or says something really lame and annoys the fellow cool people.

Some random white guy walking into a circle of mexicans and says "hey homies"

or


you're chillen with your fellow coolmo's and suddenly a best friend stupidly says "so, who saw Scrubs last night?"... he is currently labled an Impest.

by carrot-16 April 19, 2009

farming implement

the white version to say hoe

That fucking farming implement didn't put out!

by LAURENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN December 25, 2008

Not impressed

Not moist about it . Like okay , yawnn !

I was not drowning about shit I was obviously not impressed .

by HarryP.Ness July 17, 2019

impressive

I'm the shittest in clan #teamxe, idle it in irc @ ETG
i just don't know what im doing
i am Danstar.

I finger asshole

by Hoodwinks July 17, 2003

Implements of Destruction

Any object/objects that can cause great bodily harm, usually stumbled on by accident.

i.e. In "Commando ", Matrix is on the island, the building with the tablesaw blades,implements of destruction.

i.e. In "Twister", Helen Hunt and Bill Paxton run for cover inside the outbuilding with all the sowing and reaping equipment, implements of destruction.

by HellsMother April 4, 2020