The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.
by beardogg0524 August 09, 2024
I had no idea what the deal was with theese people but it feels like immaculate direction so I’m gonna just go with it!
by IwasThereAndSeenitForMyself November 27, 2019
Supernaturally having a baby through butt sex.
I ran out of birth control but he was so hot so I only let him do me in the butt but I still got pregnant! It was immaculate buttception!
by JoelskiJizzle April 30, 2020
When a man named H gets married to a goddess named B in Cabo San Lucas surrounded by the love and happiness of all their most important people. And then they proceed to have an absolutely incredible, slightly chaotic, but utterly iconic weekend celebrating two love bird souls. That is the definition of immaculately phenomenal.
This weekend was immaculately phenomenal
by Kruella nemo July 04, 2022