immaculant

When something is overtly large

Person 1: Did you eat a lot of food?
Person 2: Yeah, the meal was immaculant.

by Jeffery69 March 12, 2022

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Immaculant

Unnecessarily large

“his dick was NOT immaculant”

by jefferson ligma March 12, 2022

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Immaculate Vibes

A way of describing an ideal environment, widely popularized by Chaz Borello.

"The vibes are immaculate vibes"

by Merriam-Webster96 August 4, 2025

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Immaculate Defecation

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.

Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

by CatNumberFour September 9, 2025

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Immaculate Defecation

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.

The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

by beardogg0524 August 9, 2024

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