Ryan: Dude look at that bitch over there, I'd **** that ass raw.
Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.
Mikey: Bro, maybe if you had inchestigated, you would have noticed that she's flatter than an illinois road.
by therealbrofessor June 29, 2010
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Guy One: "It rains all the time here!"
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
Guy Two: "Really? It's negative one million inches of rain up in this bitch."
Guy One: "Where do you live?"
Guy Two: "Minnesota."
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Get the Negative One Million Inches of Rain mug.When one is going for a run with comrads, one can use the term inches in place of minutes. The number of inches is proportional to the length of the run. 90 minutes would be about 9 inches, while 30 minutes would represent about 4 inches. The conversion factor may change depending on one's own opinions.
1. Dude, I ran a 15:20 5k yesterday, my legs are shot, lets only go for like 4 inches.
2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.
2. -Yo, you want to go for a moderately long run?
- yeah, definitely, lets go like 8 inches.
by Harry, Divino, Brewer and Co. May 23, 2008
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Get the Itchies mug.Basically, if you're really surprised about something, you're in two inches of freezing water. Just think, if you were suddenly in two inches of freezing water, you would probably be pretty surprised.
Girl: I was totally in two inches of freezing water when the bartender invited us back to his house!
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Captain Tuber Von Itchenfleas and his swabbie, Frisky Nutpea burried their booty on Litterbox Island.
by Tink January 24, 2005
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Adam: Dude, how big is your dick?
Jacob: My dick is 6 inches
Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?
Jacob: Man-Inches :(
Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher
Jacob: My dick is 6 inches
Adam: in inches or Man-Inches?
Jacob: Man-Inches :(
Adam: hahahaah! you're a four incher
by wolfman666 December 24, 2010
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