incel

A loser who everyone rejects. He can't get any girl so he goes for the boys instead, but still gets rejected. He's super weird and no one likes him. He's also super ugly.

I hate that kid. He's such an Incel.

incel by Incelturtle April 15, 2020

Incel

People, most notoriously men, who have not met nearly enough people on this planet to hate the opposite gender as much as they do. No, I don’t not care that a girl turned you down in tenth grade nor do I care that that guy did not ask you out after you bought him coffee for a week straight. Go outside and smell the reality. There is someone out there for you if you let go of the hurt someone who clearly was not meant for you caused you. Incels typically join online forums where they can be complete and utter wastemen and congregate and discuss incelology and bask in their incelness and kiss each other’s egos.

Guy: I don’t know you but I want you to be my girlfriend.
Girl: *has boyfriend: sorry, I have a boyfriend.
Guy: *gets offended and starts to hate all women for not being available to him, even though these women don’t know him?

Incels: I’m so nice, why does no one like meeee??

Reasonable people: Lol, I have a few reasons why

Incel by PenOdie March 24, 2021

incel

People who cant get a girlfriend to save their fucking life and thus has a small dick.

A: Have you seen harrison? He's so desperate.
B: Ya. What an incel

incel by asiangold May 2, 2021

Incel

The correct definition of incel is a sexless man who takes out his rage of being sexless to the internet and, specifically, women on the internet. They claim that they don’t get any because women are “too stuck up” or that they are “too wrapped up in feminist ideals to see what a ‘great’ guy they are”.
They blame feminism for many of their own issues and try to say that they are “nice guys”.

If a man is called an incel it is most likely because he is showing his true misogynistic, pick-me boy tendencies and the woman who had to suffer hearing it couldn’t take it anymore.

Incels can come in all shapes and sizes, but they are mostly associated with those pale-skinned, short, glasses wearing, boys who constantly roam the internet looking for a fight against women that they’d never be able to pick in real life.

“So we went on the date but the whole time he kept talking about how he thought I was a ‘good woman’ because I was quiet and didn’t seem ‘too left thinking’ whatever that means,” said Becky.

“Did he keep saying how he was a ‘nice guy’ just looking for a ‘good girl’?” asked Clarice.

“Oh my gosh! Yes! Ughh!” groaned Becky.

“So what did you do?”

“Well I called him an incel freak, paid my half the check and then I left, naturally,” grinned Becky.

“How’d he take it?”

“He proceeded to blow up my phone, all my social media, and is basically stalking me. He keeps yelling at me that he’s not an incel, but I’m just like, ‘then stop acting like one!’”

“When will these monsters learn that we just want to be treated like humans and not servants?”

“You know what, we don’t even actually need straight men anymore? Why don’t we just start using gay mens sperm IF we want kids and just hang out with each other instead of date them?”

Incel by WomenDeserveBetter73 January 26, 2022

INCEL

A Straight Male that does not like Le Film "Birds of Prey"

Veronica: what did you think about that film "Birds of prey?"
Jeff: I wasn't a fan

Veronica: SEXIST INCEL

INCEL by MarcoPol0 March 20, 2020

Incel

The Incel is the name of a terrorist cell operating in Canada. The group only accepts inbreds in order to assure that the recruits didn't and won't start a family. The group values asexuality as the eternal meaning of life and seeks to destroy everyone engaging in sexual intercourse with anything more intelligent than a body pillow. They call their enemies Chads and Stacies, and reffer to each other as incels.

My daughter was shot by an Incels fighter. That's how the FBI found out.

Incel by RohenTahir April 25, 2018

Incel

n. An abbreviation of the term Involuntary Celibate.
An Incel is a broad term referring to anyone unable to form a (preferably long-lasting,more-than-sex)romantic bond despite continous efforts to do so.

There are various groups in the incelosphere that sometimes contradict each other on any given point,but there are common ideas that virtually every incels hail as Gospel;this includes:
-Lookism and biological determination
-The idea of an unfair female privilege(usually coupled with the assumption that courts especialy divorce courts are slanted to protect female behaviour)
-The concept of women as an ultimate egoist whose power and appetite manifests itself in our liberal society
-The 20/80 rule;where 80% of women will only looks and caters to 20% of men(usually those with attractive look and high resources) and only settle down with the normal joes after she has spend her prime and youthness being railed by Chads.(And even then there is no guarantee of her being loyal to you)

Incels who have reached peak defeatist,nihilistic attitude in regards of women(being Blackpilled) will either go LDAR and haunt the internet as bittercels or be a hERo and reach Valhalla

"Incels and roastie are the first sign of a dying civilization;the heralds of a coming dark age we cannot escape"

Incel by Micheliscel February 1, 2019