The correct definition of incel is a sexless man who takes out his rage of being sexless to the
internet and, specifically, women on the
internet. They claim that they don’t get any because women are “too stuck up” or that they are “too wrapped up in
feminist ideals to see what a ‘great’ guy they are”.
They blame feminism for many of their own issues and try to say that they are “nice guys”.
If a man is called an incel it is most likely because he is showing his true misogynistic, pick-me boy tendencies and the woman who had to suffer hearing it couldn’t take it anymore.
Incels can come in all shapes and sizes, but they are mostly associated with those pale-skinned, short, glasses wearing, boys who constantly roam the
internet looking for a fight against women that they’d never be able to pick in real life.
“So we went on the date but the whole time he kept talking about how he thought I was a ‘good woman’ because I was quiet and didn’
t seem ‘too left thinking’ whatever that means,” said Becky.
“Did he keep saying how he was a ‘nice
guy’ just looking for a ‘good girl’?” asked Clarice.
“Oh my gosh! Yes! Ughh!” groaned Becky.
“So what did you do?”
“Well I called him an incel
freak, paid my half the
check and then I left, naturally,” grinned Becky.
“How’d he take it?”
“He proceeded to blow up my phone, all my social media, and is basically stalking me. He keeps yelling at me that he’s not an incel, but I’m just like, ‘then stop acting like
one!’”
“When will these monsters learn that we just want to be treated like
humans and not servants?”
“You know what, we
don’t even actually need straight men anymore? Why
don’t we just start using gay mens sperm IF we want kids and just hang out with each other instead of date them?”
