1.Brian said he though that chick was so hot I'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.
2.Waumans said that he was so hungry that he'd eat the corn out of her shit.
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Get the I'd Shit That mug.A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."
Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*
Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.
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This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:
“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-
“You could tap and sell that.”
The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.
The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”
In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:
“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”
It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.
This phrase is a condensation of the colloquial expression:
“If only I could tap and sell that.” -or-
“You could tap and sell that.”
The expression is derived from the practice of tapping a keg of beer, or cask of wine; –whereby a spigot valve is inserted into the side of the keg, in order to tap the beer.
The expression figuratively means: “To access something of value”
In the last decade, the expression has been further condensed to simply:
“You can tap that” -or- “I’d tap that”
It is often used in conjunction with a sexual connotation.
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Get the I'd Let Her mug.When someone sees a nice refreshing river, they say "I'd tap that", meaning, they'd like to put a plumbing system in and "tap" the water supply.
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Get the i'd tap that mug.Similar to "I'd tap that". Meaning if the subject wanted to have sex or give oral, you would shave your vaginal area in order for it to happen.
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