applying himself

To work hard, and own up to one's self-mistakes. Basically, changing their lazy actions and start working themselves.

Ethan forgot his homework again!? He needs to start applying himself and now!

by Skillfulgibbon13 April 1, 2017

Bummer Hummer

Blow job equal to a pity fuck

Sara gave roger a bummer hummer after she saw him wallowing in self pity at the party

by Mtbeb September 18, 2017

up himself

Or herself. Full of his own importance; self-absorbed; conceited; precious about his talents or significance.

British slang.

Stephen Fry: revered by some, considered pretty much entirely up himself by others.

by Ruffcutt March 8, 2012

Humen

More than one human. The plural for 'human'

In the laboratory there were a mixture of chimpanzees and humen.

by wakokid November 29, 2010

Hummed

The act of Getting paid for a forty hour week , when not workin 40 hours...

Man1: I wuz late to work 3 days thiz week and the boss man hummed me anyway, yo...

Man2: straight up?

by MADMAC777 August 6, 2016

the hummer

when a handjob is given to a man, the giver hums directly onto his testicles causing greater stimulation, much like a vibrator would do

i love it when she does the hummer

by eavsy November 21, 2007

hamsexual

A person so attracted to pork products that they will avoid a long-waited reunion with their old high school buddies, preferring instead to stay home and 'baste' a 'ham.' The Hamsexual is usually so caught up in his pork-related fantasies that he believes them to be an adequate excuse to avoid engaging in regular social activity.

"I can't go out with you guys tonight. I'm basting a ham."
"You're a damn Hamsexual is what you are, Greg."

by Qube February 27, 2005