human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005

human

The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.

Many humans fear death.

by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004

Human

If you bleed, hurt, eat, sleep and breathe, you are human and you deserve to be treated like a human.

Douche: You're just a toy in my game.
You: No, I'm human. I'm not plastic.

by I Am Actually A Human March 30, 2015

Human

Featherless biped

Humans have ruined natural selection.

by Theshadowgod2005 December 30, 2019

Humans

A virus that has an incubation period of roughly 200,000 Earth years. When symptoms first appear, the patient's health rapidly deteriorates. There has only been one confirmed patient of this disease but the victim's little cousin, Moon, showed signs of the infection a couple of decades ago.

Humans are highly infectious and has a yet known mortality rate due to low patient numbers. However judging by the sole victim's health condition, it is soon to be 100%.

by SecretIdentity_ April 12, 2020

Human

A biological species that are capable of destroying a planet in a few years, they create such technologies that damage the ecosystem. Humans create such high technology such as bombs just to kill other people(like when America bombed Japan) or to humiliate other people. Humans hate each other and are the doom of this planet. Humans are us, we are just sitting around in our room, playing video games. To be able to play video games, humans collected a lot of the suns energy and took electrons and put them into what we are now starring at, a screen. Humans have damaged so much of the Earth which is a place we are now living in. We are humanity that destroy our planet and it's living creatures.

Humans are flawed, soulless creatures, like me

Humans 1: Hey! Do want to come and try to kill the Earth with me?

Humans 2: Yeah! Of course!

by Imnotmaren September 8, 2020

Humans

a clusterfuck of enigmas

the humans uprising is upon us

by can i get uhhh September 23, 2017