human

A rare last name mostly found in upstate South Carolina. Most Humans are trailer trash wanna-be musicians. They can be easily be spotted by their long hair and general bad personal hygiene. Whenever spotted, one should move as far away as possible.

Who is that hippy looking fella over there trying to play the bass guitar? Oh thats just a Human, don't pay him any attention, he'll return to his trailer soon enough.

by Paul February 13, 2005

human

The only species on the planet Earth that is concious of its immortality.

Many humans fear death.

by SearchingTheStars April 11, 2004

Human

Featherless biped

Humans have ruined natural selection.

by Theshadowgod2005 December 30, 2019

Human

Ability to make mistakes. Recognizing Oneself as not always beyond imperfection. "Natural" as not always needed to be such as "normal".

Dang it I wasn't that God after all; how Human of Me anyways.. 😊

by Butts because I can. January 19, 2017

Human

A unique intelligent organism that continually evolves and lives in a large, diverse population and society that relies on the tools it creates, verbal communication, and relies on advanced technology; usually has a different perspective on things.

The human created a house on the riverside with only stone and wood.

by Ultam8 May 9, 2016

Human

A biological species that are capable of destroying a planet in a few years, they create such technologies that damage the ecosystem. Humans create such high technology such as bombs just to kill other people(like when America bombed Japan) or to humiliate other people. Humans hate each other and are the doom of this planet. Humans are us, we are just sitting around in our room, playing video games. To be able to play video games, humans collected a lot of the suns energy and took electrons and put them into what we are now starring at, a screen. Humans have damaged so much of the Earth which is a place we are now living in. We are humanity that destroy our planet and it's living creatures.

Humans are flawed, soulless creatures, like me

Humans 1: Hey! Do want to come and try to kill the Earth with me?

Humans 2: Yeah! Of course!

by Imnotmaren September 8, 2020

Human

If you bleed, hurt, eat, sleep and breathe, you are human and you deserve to be treated like a human.

Douche: You're just a toy in my game.
You: No, I'm human. I'm not plastic.

by I Am Actually A Human March 30, 2015