J: Cloe is a real bitch
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?
B: worth it
B: Yeah, I just wish I could give her a Winnipeg Hot pocket
J: won't your dick get cold?
B: worth it
by KevinFaun October 02, 2017
When I got home from music trivia, I was pleasantly surprised to see your Toledo Hot Pocket waiting in my mailbox for me.
by FelixTheCat11 January 05, 2018
The act of cumming inside a girl, then pulling out, coating the penis in flamable liquid, lighting, and waiting. When it gets nice and toasty extinguish by plunging back in. The heat will warm the inside hence the name, hot pocket.
I was givvin' Sandy a Holland Hot Pocket last week and i didnt get back in fast enough, I still got burns on my penis.
by Cbh1990 November 29, 2014
by Chewee May 03, 2016
An impractical joke where a man opens the seam at the bottom of one of the front pockets of a pair of trousers.While freeballing and wearing said trousers and performing some task that occupies both hands,he informs a female friend or coworker that he has some Tootsie Rolls or StarBursts in his pocket and they should feel free to reach in and help themselves.The look on the females face when she discovers the Tootsie Roll has a set of hairy balls attached is priceless .
You should've seen how fast my cousin jerked her hand out of my pocket when I pulled the ole "hillbilly hot pocket" on her.
by wolfbait51 April 02, 2011
where you go up to a person from behin (preferably a female) hug them still from behind while sneakaly putting ur dick into their pocket and you pee creating a warm sensation (hot pocket)
by dave cheppel September 20, 2006
n.) When one farts in a paper grocery bag, creeps up behind someone, and quickly puts the bag over their head. Running away immediately is recommended.
by n8ballz August 08, 2009