Hootie

Breasts, tits.

As is, "nice hooties on that babe."

by B-man August 21, 2003

Hootie

Slang for a black man, who tries and acts like he is a country or down-home white man.

That dude is a Hootie, he is actually listening and dancing to country music.

by Vanilla Liquid November 10, 2005

hootie the owl

A sexual favor which entails "hooting" (like an owl) into a persons anus to ilicit pleasurable sensations.

Hooker: "If you want a hummer that'll cost you $50.00 if you want me to mix things up with a hootie the owl that'll be another $100.00."

by ßåd Âss May 27, 2006

hootie cows

Two soft rounded organs on each side of the chest on women. They can be small or quite large & produce milk after childbirth.

Sybil loves to tease the construction workers by flashing her hootie cows.

by Sybil4 November 1, 2006

hootie man

a glass pipe used to smoke dope (meth)

you can smoke it from the hootie man or u can do a line

by ananymos November 15, 2007

hootie gackle

1. Mostly used to describe an amount a space between items or size an item is. Usually refers to an understood size a group of people agree on. This size is relative to job or item being worked on. Mostly a conceptual amount with no concrete measurement given.

2. Also another term for a mind fart.

3. And also refers to other conceptual concepts of space, time and items.

1. The two parts are just a Hootie Gackle out of alignment.

2. You must of had a Hootie Gackle.

3. He is just a Hootie Gackle short of a breakdown.

by BonsaiMan January 21, 2010

hootie tooter

Birthday party favor for small children. Blow in one end and the other end unrolls and makes a loud squawking noise. Sometimes there is a feather or tinsel on the end.

Blow that hootie tooter in my face again and I will shove it up your ass.

by your mom's other face December 4, 2011