Dual Hooked

To attach one object/person to another object/person while playing Just Cause 2 using the Dual Hook.

I just Dual Hooked that guy to a gas canister.

by Movura January 21, 2010

hooked nose

An extremely off centered nose

"Hooked nose" is defined in the story below:
Senor Tomaso Padilla, the anal conqistador of Spain, had his nose hooked six inches to the left because he insulted someone

by Poopypoopoo696969 December 18, 2016

hopped

When you are hospitalized for a stupid injury that you or your friends did accidentally.

Person 1: "Where is he, he's gonna be late"
Person 2: "I heard he got hopped last night after he broke his arm jumping a fence"

by dumbdefs June 19, 2017

Hooked

When a substance or person has you hooked.

Same as your shirt getting hooked to a lose nail, if you stop and un-hook yourself you will be freed, and dont have to go back to that nail. But can choose to do so at ones free will.

by Eliz in Reno, NV March 7, 2010

homopedobestiapyronecrophilliac

Someone who makes love to dead young animals of the same sex, after first setting fire to them.

Now there's a foul stench coming from the farm just after the cow has calved, he's going down to the farm with matches and all the rest of his stuff; he's a homopedobestiapyronecrophilliac.

by Fearman September 7, 2007

hooned out

Tired of hearing any of the words:
hoonage,
hoontastic, or
hoon.

Alternatively, to "run out of steam."

Hoontastic? Again? I'm kind of hooned out.

Joan couldn't come dancing Thursday night because she was so hooned out from her Wednesday night hoonage.

by Mahmoud J March 31, 2008

hoopde

Any junk car that can be obtained for less then $1000.

I found a hoopde in the classified ads for $700.

by Trevor Higgs December 4, 2003