Cafe Hoop

The feminist co-op at Wellesley College, located in the basement of the Wang Campus Center. It's basically a hipster feminist lesbian sorority where you can buy expensive mediocre food, but worth it because the Hoopies are all so hot. You basically have to be a cool hot lesbian to work there. Initiation involves carrying a large hoop around everywhere for a week, which is not hazing because it's fucking awesome. Tampons hang from the paint-splattered walls and pictures of boobs are everywhere. It instills in men an instinctual fear -of strong powerful beautiful women who are not interested!

-Oh my god, I have such a girl crush on that chick
-Her? Everyone's got a crush on her, she works at Cafe Hoop.

by ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm March 14, 2011

Jew Hoop

Term for a Bagel, used by people who hate others of Jewish origin but enjoy bagels.

person1 "man i have a craving for a tastey jew hoop"
person2 "what's a jew hoop?"
person1 "a bagel"

by RideTo July 5, 2011

Hoop Jones

The name of an arcade coin-op basketball game wherein you play as a b-ball up and comer (Jones), practicing his jump shot on moving basketball nets. The game is found in many bars, often part of game compilation machines (such as a Max2000).

Guy 1: It's takin forever for our food to get here.
Guy 2: Lets go play Hoop Jones.
Guy 1: Excellent idea.

by Hoop Jones July 8, 2005

hula hoop

When multiple men gather to have anal sex with one another, forming an almost human-centipede ring of dicks in ass. The resulting coordinated thrusting causes the hoop to "hula."

Man, last night's hula hoop was crazy intense. I can't even sit down.

by vorbs January 12, 2018

hoop la

chaos, randomness, insane

There was a massive amount of hoop la going on

by Lisa Danae' January 13, 2007

Snoop hoop

A marijuana smoke ring. A term coined in Tacoma, WA cuz we smoke blunts all day and we got respect for the big dogg of hip hop.

Sup homie?

I just kickin' it at the crib wit a bleezie, blowin' snoop hoops at the cat, sup wit you?

by Vegawrap January 23, 2009

Hoop Slap

Hoop slap is like a happy slap, except you do it with your anus. The hoop slapper must first relax their anus muscles just enough to be able to slap their friend round the face with it when they're least expecting it, resulting in them being repulsed and humiliated, yet left breathless from the shock and rolling around the floor with laughter because they didn't see it coming!

Hoop Slapper: *approaches from behind* Hey gurl...
Victim: Hey you, whats up! *turns around*
Hoop Slapper: *hoop slap* Gotcha!
Victim: *gets hoop slapped* Oh what the hell! Hahahaha. I'll get you next time!

by Nola070619 March 1, 2011