Hoist

When someone has asked you if you lift and the only way you can reply is by saying "i don't lift i hoist"

When your being told a joke and they dont get it, you ask if they hoist...

by DO YOU LIFT? May 8, 2013

Haint

noun,

1. A hateful bitch.

2. A truly heinous she-devil so brutal that anachronistic and unusual colloquial slang is called for.

That haint never leaves a tip and still has a George W. Bush sticker on the back of her pink Hummer.

by Memphis Jay March 4, 2008

hoitch

n. Someone or something that is a combination of a ho and a bitch. It can be a compliment or an insult. adj. hoitchy, hoitchtacular, hoitchtastic, hoitcherific, hoitchful, hoitch-filled

1. "Emma Frost is a hoitch." 2. "My, Emma, you're looking hoitchy today!" 3. "Your hoitch-filled words sting." 4. "Have a hoitcherific day!" 5. "That movie was hoitchtastic!"

by Lainason January 17, 2007

hontiez

Demetrius Tabron's ghettolicious rendition of the word "hunny"

"im about to fuck this food up, HONTIEZ"

by Laurie Eisenhower December 13, 2009

Hoin

A hoin is when you are very calm and friendly and flip shit for no apparent reason. They can go from sleeping to killing in .2 seconds. Its bi-polar on steroids.

My boss will hoin me if he finds out i drank his coffee.

by ScrotumLick June 5, 2011

Haint

a truly scary, evil witch

That mean, ugly hag is a real haint.

by nice southern girl October 2, 2009

HoinK

The sound a mans penis makes when they stick it inside an empty bottle and proceed to 'have their way' with it.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003