Man, he gets all the ladies even though he has no job and no car. How does that hobosexual pull it off?
by Xop August 17, 2025
Get the Hobosexual mug.An opportunistic, lazy, unemployed individual who jumps from relationship to relationship in order to avoid being homeless and broke; someone who fakes everything about being in a real relationship regardless of race, social status, or sexual orientation in order to live off of the other person; a person who has exhausted all possible family connections and other friend sources, having already milked them completely. See also: parasite.
by LokiFanoki January 30, 2023
Get the Hobosexual mug.One whose sexuality is solely determined by who (regardless of gender) can provide a roof over one’s head. AKA one who leaches off of others. See also: Scrub
My friend Kent is hobosexual. He is attracted to both Jenn and Matt, as they both have housing, where as Kent does not.
by Alissa Chevy July 16, 2024
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Get the hobosexual mug.She's a hobosexual, if she had her own money, she wouldn't be sleeping with Mark.
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She got kicked out of her apartment and now stays at Marks' place? Sus. She must be a hobosexual!
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She got kicked out of her apartment and now stays at Marks' place? Sus. She must be a hobosexual!
by frizzyeff March 5, 2022
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“Wow you and Brandi are taking the relationship pretty fast, moving in already and all”
“Yeah well she’s a hobosexual”
“Yeah well she’s a hobosexual”
by Fvckin.bvllshit December 17, 2019
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