An epic white knight, his secret weapon is his sunscreen. He woos all of the ladies with his unbelievable sunscreen squirts
by vKirbz November 26, 2018
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2. NOT Al Sharpton's daughter.
3. Career suicide for Don Imus.
2. NOT Al Sharpton's daughter.
3. Career suicide for Don Imus.
"That's some nappy-headed hos there. I'm gonna tell you that now, man, that's some -- woo. And the girls from Tennessee, they all look cute, you know, so, like -- kinda like -- I don't know."
by a_nonamiss December 24, 2008
Get the nappy-headed ho mug.Hayden is 99.999999% likely to make you fall in love with him. He's just so handsome, and sexy, and just perfect. He has a perfect face, the best hair you've ever seen, the most loving embrace you'll ever feel. He is very smart, he just doesn't show it off and is modest in that way. He loves to take care of you and make you feel his love. On the inside, he is a child, but on the outside he is the most protective and loving man you'll ever come across; he's just waiting to find the perfect woman for him, a child at heart that doesn't mind his perfect weirdness. He'll do anything to make you smile or laugh. Including sex jokes. God he's just hilarious. He'll tease you (touchy-wise) until you can't stand him anymore. But you'll come back to him anyways.
Hayden is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Hayden's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you.
Please handle Hayden with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Hayden is the adventure of a lifetime.
Hayden is very self-conscious, however, and if you date this masterpiece of a man he will continue to doubt his worthiness of you; he WILL get jealous, but quite frankly it's adorable. Being such an important part of Hayden's life can be challenging sometimes, but all he needs is a little reassurance of your love for him (which you KNOW you have because like how could you not be madly in love with this boy). He'll feel as if he has no one, but please prove otherwise to him, because whether he shows it well or not, he knows he needs you.
Please handle Hayden with care. He will show his appreciation for you no matter where you're at. Being with Hayden is the adventure of a lifetime.
Girl: Who's that?
Girl that just so happens to be Hayden's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hayden. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
Girl that just so happens to be Hayden's girlfriend: Yeah that's Hayden. Back the f*** off. He's mine.
Girl: Damn, alright.
by not_bella November 19, 2017
Get the Hayden mug.A phrase used in an attempt to get fired from a job as a radio show host or other such broadcasting positions.
Don Imus was fired from his radio show, "Imus in the Morning", after calling the Rutgers women's basketball team a bunch of "nappy-headed hos".
by Molested Babies April 20, 2007
Get the "nappy-headed hos" mug.by The DGNR8 April 29, 2007
Get the Nappy Headed Hos mug.1) A moron, idiot, dumbass, and overall stupid.
2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
2) A human who accidentally got into santa's bag, and was raised by elves, who because of his human form, cannot make toys as fast as the elves and is inferior.
3) An inferior toy-maker.
Buddy: "Why don't you just say it? I'm the worst toy-maker in the world. I'm a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
Elf: "No Buddy, you're not a Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins. We all just have different talents, that's all."
by AnAsian2010 December 19, 2009
Get the Cotton Headed Ninny Muggins mug.Did you hear about John? He's in the hospital because he lit his head on fire for $23 bucks! That is so crack headed
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