heterosexual relationship killer

A girl witnesses mistreatment of women by their father and chooses not to be in relationship with a man.

My Dads mistreatment/ abuse albeit emotional or physical of women is why I dont trust men. He is the epitome of a " Heterosexual Relationship Killer"

by Lioness61 June 5, 2022

heterosexual neck lovins

when a heterosexual drunken male friend all of a sudden latches on to another heterosexual male friend's neck with his mouth.

you're standing on your back deck drinking with friends. one friend staggers over to another friend and locks his lips on his neck.

someone yells, "You just got some heterosexual neck lovins!"

by Mojonyx April 23, 2009

heterosexual brokeback mountain

A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.

"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."

by Gabriela Hurley April 23, 2008

heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).

"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."

by monica borbele October 9, 2012

heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.

Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch”

by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 23, 2023

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)

CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.

Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 24, 2020

dead-butch straight heterosexual

The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.

Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!

by Braithwait July 27, 2006