Mr Herman 

More commonly known as Lorenz. Honestly the highlight of middle school. Says “ The bell doesn’t dismiss you” religiously. Has more hair on his chest than his head. His Best friends name is usually Reem. Jealous of Reem, because she’s smarter, and higher on the food chain. Has a dank asthetic. looks like the dad in cloudy with a chance of meatballs. Always wears this safari lookin hat and blue shirts with khakis. Never grew out of superhero’s. Dad probably didn’t give him enough attention. Is scary at times. Feeds off of little kids fears. You’ve probably had a nightmare or two about him, and he loves it. Probably a legend on tinder.

Lorenz is on the top of the food chain. Mr Herman Can kick your ass in Tae Kwando any day. Says he won’t, but certainly will hunt you down for labs. Remodels train stations during breaks. Gets of topic faster than you can say kabob. Volunteers to monitor detention, just cause he likes to see kids suffer.

Mr Herman by Sakura Miller October 16, 2018

Peewee Herman 

A former childs love who got caught for masturbating in the XXX theater publicly. Can be known as a verb for masturbating.

Damn that guy was doing peewee herman at 85 MPH!

Peewee Herman by McCareins81JETS December 23, 2004

Roman Herman 

the most pleasurable sexual sensation using a complex sort of erratic positions and thrusts that will satisfy you for weeks, however should be used with extreme caution. This is highly dangerous and should be held for professionals only after being taught by the polish himself. Even though its amazing, it is kills the girl 60% of the time.. but its worth it

I pulled the roman herman on my girl and, shes gone now, but i had fun.

Roman Herman by jack jo johnson March 22, 2009

pee wee herman 

To jerk-off in public.

I saw Saddam Hussein pee wee herman in jail.

pee wee herman by Peter Eaton May 16, 2006

Nasty Herman 

A large piece of shit or large, oaken chunks of poo...essentially the same as a lincoln log or big turd...immortalized in the cartoon art of the Meatmen's "Stud Powercock" punk anthology, where the band sings about "big brown mutherfuckin' nasty hermans!"

Whoa! Who left that stinky horde of nasty hermans in the bowl?

Man, i turned around and looked down into the bowl to see what came outta me and shit, there were these nasty hermans starin' back!

Nasty Herman by _Eleutheria April 8, 2006

Fat Herman 

Noun. A large, protruding vagina, sometimes thrust outwards, belonging to a certain individual who likes to display said vagina in tight ballet clothing and who very much enjoys the company of Skinny Ari. Also known as AV. Very unlikley to get some.

Danny: Did you see Fat Herman today?

Monica: No, but I do love it.

Danny: But I could have sworn it was here earlier...

Monica: No, Skinny Ari has it. I think he's taking Herman to the circus, actually.

Fat Herman by Hymen 1 and Hymen 2 September 25, 2004

olli herman 

The badass singer of a mighty Finnish glam metal band called Reckless Love. He is a really sweet, funny and humble person. Plus, he is hotter than hell. Another way to describe him is that he is like a Finnish pixie since his beauty is so enchanting. Some of his influences are Def Leppard and Van Halen, but he really likes all 80's metal bands. I hope to meet him one day because that will definitely be an amazing lifetime experience!

That Olli Herman is so talented!!

Olli's voice is amazing, listen to him wail!

Olli Herman is like no other hottie I have ever seen!

olli herman by Reckless roses March 3, 2017