Hertyxcalylc

A good or outgoing person.

Tina s such a hertyxcalylc!

by DrKoneko November 20, 2020

NASTY HECTOR

When you cum in your womans pussy then put your fingers in her cum flooded snatch and wipe them under her nose. Also called "The Armor All" treatment.

After I busted a nut in her tight pussy I ended it with a Nasty Hector!

by SlickStickRick May 8, 2014

Tepid Hector

The act of mazturbating outdoors in an inflatable kiddy pool. The act is usually undertaken as an expression of contentment, happiness and sexual monstrosity. Best performed on a hot day with the sun on ones face or shoulders.

Not to be confused with a Hot Hector, which is essentially the same but in a kiddy pool full of your own urine - and sometimes amongst your own floating poop.

DaveP : Hey man, have you heard the lastest song from Calvin Harris? I think it's pretty HOLY FUCK ARE YOU JACKING OFF???

GreggR: Yeah broooo. It's a nice sunny day, im feeling good and I have a grotesque compulsive desire to pump my skin flute. Time for a Tepid Hector!

DaveP: You're sick!

GreggR: Yeah well it's happening, I'm pumping the dick well right now. So you can sit there and watch our you can fuck off. Shit cunt.

GreggR: And by the way Calvin Harris sucks.

by SlenderJed May 30, 2017

Big Boy Hector

Big boy Hector is another word for an individual with a large and or fat chode.

Herald: Look at big boy hector coming our way
Big boy Hector: Dude stop!

Herald: SHOW US YOUR CHODE YOU BUTLER FUCKBOY.

by LightBeUponYouAndYou February 26, 2017

look at me Hector

Buff gus

Look at me Hector

by Saulman500 September 22, 2023

hectivity

hectic + activity = hectivity

In an unusually busy place where people are stressed out: what's with all the hectivity?

by cplots November 27, 2005

hecyg

Huge Elephants Crushing Your Grapes

Used to describe vast amounts of man-pain.

You suck. I hope you get HECYG.

by shuma December 26, 2006