purple hayness

Large purple male dildo. Also used in gay porn.

Wow! That purple hayness made my ass hole bleed.

by useditalotinthebum@hotmail.com June 16, 2012

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Joseph Hayes

A man who sucks MASSIVE FUCKING PENIS

Joseph Hayes is gay

by MMMTASTY94 November 22, 2021

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Joseph Hayes

A man who sucks MASSIVE FUCKING PENIS

Joseph Hayes is gay.

by MMMTASTY94 November 22, 2021

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elliott hayes

the hottest bitch on the block like youd die from his hottness literally

person: omg is that elliott hayes????
person 2: OMG HES SO HOT
your mom: heyy florence wanna meet up again tonight????

by hahahdhsjdelliott November 24, 2021

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He's a a kind, compassionate, loving, handsome guy. He has blonde hair, tall, nice hands, and blue eyes. He is such an amazing individual. If you knew him, you'd love him.

He give the best compliments, he has great manners, and he loves everyone around him.

He took my girl, must be Hayes.

by The best person ever. - m <3 June 30, 2023

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Hayes

Hayes is the best man ever created, he is worshipped by all the gods, all his classmates must serve before his majesty, he must be respected by everyone. His word is the law, he is power itself, he is amazing, and will always be the best, and this is Hayes. SO RESPECT HIM

Matt saw him and said "OMG ITS HAYES, KNEEL BEFORE HIM BEFORE HE KILLS US!!!"
Max saw him and said " OMG MY IDOL OMG PLS PLS PLS LET ME WASH YOUR FEET !!!!"

by AdamSquidward123 February 13, 2023

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