Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.

It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.

by Dick Reude April 8, 2025

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021

A gorilla that has been whipped on the back many times and is very angry so it looks like you hit it with a hatchet.

Wow, that is one angry hatchet-back gorilla.

Yeah man.

An 8 oz dollar steak served at a strip club extra rare.

I knew it was that time of the month when mike walked in and ordered the hatchet steak, he chose the crab appetizer which was half off

by Presto62 December 11, 2019