sap on the hatchet

A euphemism for sex.

Typically used between bearded woodsmen and mountain folk.

Man! It’s been some time since I’ve walked with a woman, I could use a little “sap on the hatchet “ if you know what I mean.

by Dick Reude March 12, 2025

Hatchet Ass

Someone who got stabbed or cut on the ass for being a bad prostitute.

That hatchet ass bitch over there is not worth the money I spent for the night.

by MpAoRlCoO May 21, 2018

purple hatchet

When a Man is wearing a purple condom and slaps his penis in between the ass cheeks getting ready to stick his penis into the anus.

He purple hatchet's his girlfriend every time before anal sex.

by gianthulk1 August 20, 2017

hatchet steak

An 8 oz dollar steak served at a strip club extra rare.

I knew it was that time of the month when mike walked in and ordered the hatchet steak, he chose the crab appetizer which was half off

by Presto62 December 11, 2019

Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions

McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere”
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha”

by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021