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Hatchet

A hatchet is someone who makes a mess of things or says and makes dumb decisions on several different occasions
McKenna: *spills his drink everywhere
Neeson: “Jesus Mckenna you are a hatchet hahahaha
by Fulltimehasher October 18, 2021
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Hatchet Moment

In reality TV, like Survivor, where someone gets voted out for a dumb ass reason. (e.g.: being in their alliance but voted out due to emotions, carrying the team but gets voted out for plot armor or emotions.
Person 1: Bro, did you get Frylock got votes out?
Person 2: Yeah bro, but why?
Person 1: That bitch Karane said that he didn't understand her, but the stupidest part is... THEY HAD AN ALLIANCE!!
Person 2: That's such a Hatchet Moment!
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sap on the hatchet

A euphemism for sex.

Typically used between bearded woodsmen and mountain folk.
Man! It’s been some time since I’ve walked with a woman, I could use a little “sap on the hatchet “ if you know what I mean.
by Dick Reude March 12, 2025
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Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.
It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.
by Dick Reude April 8, 2025
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Sap on the Hatchet

A euphemism for Sex

Most commonly used by bearded woodsmen and Mountain folk.
It’s been some time since I’ve gotten some Sap on the Hatchet.

I’m going to town tonight to get some Sap on the Hatchet.
by Dick Reude April 8, 2025
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