Harpoon

To install something with vigour but not necessarily skill

Harpooned it mate

by winniecakes April 29, 2022

Harpoontang

The art of seducing a mate that exceeds the weight limit of an F-350. Usually in reference to a woman considered a “whale”, you must inflate her ego, since the rest of her is already inflated. Jumping on a harpoontang grenade is the bravest and most loyal thing a friend can do.

My junk will henceforth be known as Moby Dick, due to my harpoontang record.

by Sir Dripsalot May 22, 2022

Hapoopen

A level up from a cup-a-cheese, a Hapoopen is when you fart in your hand and throw it at someone's face. The more you sound like Ryu from Street Fighter, the better

Guy 1: *fart* *chuck* HAPOOPEN!!!
Guy 2: *sniff, sniff* aw dude what the fuck!?

by CaptainOppai June 12, 2022

Harpoontang

A demoralising term for a fat bitch, especially when in reference to her as an object of sexual interest.

I'm not really into the skinny bitches. I'm more of a harpoontang man myself.

by eyefeelpineal September 3, 2025

harpoon titan

Harpoon titan is the worst titan and the less aura farmer one.

Harpoon titan.

by Harpoon titam September 17, 2025

Harpoonion

When a person gives their opinion on something and another person gives an immediate and completely opposite opinion.

John: "I think the Healthcare system needs some restructuring because the wait times are really long."

Sue: "Nurses make too much money and don't do anything. THAT'S the problem!"

Greg: "Whoa... Sue's harpoonion derailed the conversation!"

by TheRicketyChair December 31, 2025

Beach Harpoon

Pronunciation: 'bEch här-'pün

Etymology: origin unknown

: a plug (as of cotton) introduced into a body cavity usually to absorb secretions (as from menstruation) or to arrest hemorrhaging

: see Cotton Pony (riding of)

I ain't gettin none since the ol-lady got herself beach harpooned

by qwerty_not June 22, 2006