CaptainOppai's definitions

Katsuragi

The best girl in Senran Kagura. Nuff said

Asuka: Yumi, have you seen Katsuragi anywhere?
Yumi: no, I--
Katsuragi: *gropes Asuka* nyeheheheh!~
Asuka: KATSU YOU PERVERT!!!

by CaptainOppai December 4, 2021

Heavy Main

An absolute giga-chad of a TF2 player who mains the heavy weapons guy, or simply "The Heavy". Often times, these players see the potential of the Heavy as both a pillar of defense and a force to be reckoned with, with his wide array of weapons giving the team that cutting edge it needs

Player: there's too many Scunts on our team. We need something better
Heavy Main: *joins game*
Player: FUCKING FINALLY

by CaptainOppai December 4, 2021

Foamer

The rail fan's equivalent of weeaboo, derived from foaming at the mouth at the sight of some trains

Foamer: zOmG tHaT's A uNiOn PaCiFiC DD40XX
Honest rail fan: fuckin' foamers...

by CaptainOppai November 12, 2021

Binned

British slang for the unfortunate circumstance where you take a left turn too hard

"Where's your car, mate?"
"Fockin' binned it on the way 'ere"
"Bloody Christ"

by CaptainOppai September 6, 2021

Wuditdo

What a black person says when he asks what something does

"The Hypercharger is designed with turbofans to optimize air intake for a never before seen quality in air/fuel mixture in the engine's cylinders"
"So wuditdo?"
"*sigh* it gives the good succ, TJ"

by CaptainOppai June 7, 2019

Hapoopen

A level up from a cup-a-cheese, a Hapoopen is when you fart in your hand and throw it at someone's face. The more you sound like Ryu from Street Fighter, the better

Guy 1: *fart* *chuck* HAPOOPEN!!!
Guy 2: *sniff, sniff* aw dude what the fuck!?

by CaptainOppai June 12, 2022

Buzzy

A noun for someone who unironically believes in conspiracy theories, or uses conspiracy theories to try and make themselves look smart--often at times during valid arguments with a normally solid foundation

The term "buzzy" gets its namesake from a comparison to the mind of the individual in question to a nest of bees, wasps, or hornets; in reference to how scatterbrained they sound

"What if we're the aliens and the government is just hiding it from us? What I'm trying to say is you can only prove your own consciousness."
"You are the most buzzy bitch I have ever seen."

by CaptainOppai July 15, 2021