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happy

For men: A boner.

For women: ... Women are never happy.
Woah, man! Check out that chick! She makes me REAL happy, ifyaknowhatImean.
by A dead bible July 24, 2003
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happiness

When the weight of the world has got you down
And you wanna end your life
Bills to pay, a dead end job
And problems with the wife
But don't throw in the towel cause there's a place right down the block
Where you can drink your misery away
At Flaaamiiing Moe's (Let's all go to Flaming Moes) (Let's all go to Flaming Moes)
When liquor in a mug (Moooooe's)
Can warm you like a hug (Flaaa-ming Moo-oo-oooe's)
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away...
by vgboy2002 June 15, 2004
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happiness

To quote Ayn Rand, the greatest philosopher who ever lived:

"Happiness is that state of consciousness which proceeds from the achievement of one's values."
I really don't feel like explaining. Go look it up in Peikoff's book or something. Yeah.
by A equals A April 11, 2005
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Happiness

A fictional word that is only known to most because it ends in penis. Similar to ligma, it is a setup to a punchline of a sexual joke.
Person1: I feel the happiness in the air
Person2: What's that
Person1: ha-penis and balls LMAO
by InterGraphenic February 3, 2023
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happiness

when your joyful and get a tingily feeling and your heart is beating fast. when you enjoying that moment your in
guy #1: what is happiness
girl#1: when your with me
guy#1: your right i am happy with you:)
by love_dove_9002 May 14, 2020
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Happiness

No seriously... I’ve never felt happiness
by JohnLongshlong April 4, 2021
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Happiness

Something that does not exist.
Person: how are you feeling?
Other person: anything but happiness
by spearmintzx August 10, 2022
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