handiecapped

A person who can not cum while receiving a hand job

That girl rubbed the meat for so long last night and i couldnt even cum, i am soo handiecapped.

by a 14 inch rich February 18, 2010

Handie Whore

A girl who gives lots of handjobs, but doesn't have sex. Basically; A whore who only uses her hands.

Damn..Stacy's mom is such a handie whore, she's touched every dick in this town, but she refuses to have sex.

by bloxorox November 26, 2011

bucket handles

When a girl's thong is visible above both the left and right hip jean line and takes the shape of two handles on a bucket.

"Damn man, did you see that girl rockin those bucket handles!?"

"Dude! I'd grab that bucket!"

by Nannerhands October 10, 2009

hardies

(also known as "Carles Junior's") the place where we hang, my small crew that keeps breaking up because were so lame.-a food place on 24th & Centeral in Billings MT (much lov to all my buds) before getting food anywhere, always drive around once and look in to see what kind of people work there. if they stare back or look like they suck, don't eat there cause something will be wrong w/ your food.

the place where they take forever to get your food ready but, it tasts better than micky d's

by OnyxO September 4, 2004

bitch handles

when in engaged in a sex act,(blowjob or intercourse usually doggy), the woman who has her hair braided or in dual ponytails, thus letting the man pull on them, these are called bitch handles. The lone pony tail would be a bitch handle. By pulling on her bitch handles the man brings his woman, the bitch closer to the action and let's her know who is boss.

Diane was giving me an incredible blowjob when I grabbed her bitch handles and brought her head to a firm position to jam it down her throat. Diane was on all fours taking it doggy style when I pulled hard on her bitch handles to ride her harder and make her grunt.

by devildog July 12, 2006

love handles

the fat packs on the side of a chicks waist

damn my love handles r gettin bigger while my ass does the same.

by straight fry November 29, 2003

holiday handles

To have extra fat bulging from your midsection of the body due to extra pounds gained during the holidays. One of the main side effects of the holiday pounds.

Man, I have trouble putting on my pants due to holiday handles bulging from my sides. Guess I shouldn't have stuffed myself at dinner during Thanksgiving.

by Idiot-Finder2 December 1, 2009