Hamburber

When you inject diet pepsi mixed with 1% chocolate milk and a little but of your nut into a big mac and then throw it at the nearest dog you see

I've been feeling a bit down lately so I think im gonna call up keaton to head over to our local McDonald's and pull off the most epic hamburber surprise but i think i'm gonna target the neighbors dog because he's been shitting on my lawn

Hamburber by TheeSteelNutt April 3, 2020

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Crusty Hamburgaler

A form of seduction so vile, that it cannot even be described. It can however consist of 1 water buffalo, 1 spatula, a tube of axel grease, and preferrably blind midget. Only these 4 items can be used in the forbidden art.

After repeated attemps of failure, Dexter was finally able to get Jason to go out on a date with him by performing the "Crusty Hamburgaler".

Crusty Hamburgaler by Jeff Beanard May 13, 2008

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Related Words

hamburger • hamburglar • Hamburger Helper • hamburgler • hamburg • hamburger meat • Hamburgerman • hamburgle • hamburguesa • hamburgering

Fat Hamburger

Slang term meaning "American"
Originates from Korea.

"That is many tanks yes?"
"YES FAT HAMBURGER!"

Fat Hamburger by ß May 13, 2005

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The Hamburglar

A person or group of people place a large order of hamburgers from the McDonald's drive-thru menu. Then, after they have paid for them, the driver looks away (preferably placing a wallet or pocketbook in the passenger's seat). While the driver is looking the other way, another person dressed in a black striped outfit runs by the window and grabs the bag of hamburgers from the McDonald's worker. Then the driver asks for his money back or another order, and the group successfully doubles their order of hamburgers.

My friends and I were starving, so we decided to use the hamburglar.

The Hamburglar by lsdforfree December 26, 2009