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Large Hadron Collider

A device that when used has the potential to create miniature black holes. Physicist have assured us that this is of no concern, though, for two reasons. One is that these black holes are supposed to evoporate due to Hawking Radiation, which is an unobserved theory. And the other is that if the LHC is capable of producing black holes, cosmic rays should produce miniature black holes frequently when they collide with the atmosphere, which totally ignores the fact that these natural miniature black holes would have velocities much greater than the Earth's escape velocity. So there is a distinct possibility that when this collider fires up in 2007, the Earth could be doomed to be slowly accreted by miniature black holes at the center of the earth. However, you can rest assured that the physicists that are willing to gamble with the functional existence of Earth on the basis that this scenario will not happen do not seem to care.
Firing up the Large Hadron Collider without observational evidence of Hawking Radiation is like not putting enough life boats on the Titanic.
by Josh V December 19, 2006
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headrocker

the brief feeling of intense inebriation following dicectly after a mole rip. (a mole rip being a bong rip mixed with weed and tobacco)
man, that was a headrocker.
by conskwerve March 15, 2008
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Hadriel

An overconfident person. He also is a trouble maker and doesn't care or respect people. Not the worst at looks but don't get on a "Hadriel" nerve. He doesn't know how to sing, but he/she could be very sporty sometimes and be loyal SOMETIMES... Also, a bipolar person and could be loving.
I swear hadriel is so annoying
Nah, he's a pretty cool guy
by thebonecollecter11 December 6, 2019
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bal haar

I missed hitting that car by a ( bal haar )
by Jean and Paul September 27, 2006
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Buttered Hardroll

When you fuck a pregnant girl, pull out right before you cum, jizz on her pregnant stomach, and then spread it around like butter on a hardroll.
I gave her a Buttered Hardroll.
by gfgffd June 23, 2009
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Handroid

The painful result of too much texting, tweeting and internet browsing while using an android phone. Generally resulting in a sore thumb or wrist.
Can't type my essay, got a bad case of handroid.
by The Style PA February 28, 2009
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Headrest

When receiving oral sex taking the headrest off of a car seat and placing it between your legs for the comfort of the partner
She said she was getting a cramp so i gave her a headrest.
by dankxplosion January 16, 2011
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