Humble Grumble

sub standard porn substitute that is commonly found in the average house.
gary glitter uses the mothercare catalogue as humble grumble having been banned from using the internet and being within 500 miles of a school. also could be the underwear section of the littlewoods cataolgue used by teenage boys.
by carl duncan November 23, 2008
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Humble brag

When you talk about going to church but also talk about how you’re selling $1750 shoes and call Joel Osteen out, that’s a humble brag.
by AConcernedCitizenYo November 23, 2019
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humble pie

When you no longer can take credit for a phrase that you started becuase everyone else is now using it.
Man, everyone else is saying that too? I guess I have to eat some humble pie.
by Eating Humble Pie November 26, 2007
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eat humble pie

to apologize for and face humiliation for a serious error
It was the governments turn to eat humble pie.
by The Return of Light Joker December 30, 2008
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in my humble opinion

A suggestive starting phrase to seduce someone to have sex, normally in text messages and social media posts.
In my humble opinion, your reproductive organs are quite sizable.

In my humble opinion, your norks can feed an entire orphanage.

In my humble opinion, you have got silky smooth birth exit gate.
by Mr. Languages May 04, 2016
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bitchass humble bumble

A rediculously stupid bitch who hasn't a clue what's going on in life. (Truthfully, I came up with it at random when this girl was pissing me off.)
Susy, at a space exhibit: Um, am I on Earth?

Jenny, girl next to her: You're such a bitchass humble bumble.
by you_should_know August 29, 2006
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Eat Humble Pussy

What naughty blokes (and some naughty girls) do when they've got problems with 'her indoors' and have no chance of escape.
I've forgotten our wedding anniversary. I'm going to have to go home and eat humble pussy.
by Luchasi July 29, 2017
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