holy flatulony

The ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others anuses. The inhaler should press their lips directly to the anus of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. They should then switch roles and perform the action again. This ritual signifies a bond that goes beyond marriage to something much deeper and more personal. It is a sign of true trust and respect between individuals.

During their honeymoon, Paul and Jessie cemented their bond by engaging in holy flatulony.

by Archiroy October 10, 2015

holy baloney

Tremendous amount of b.s.

Holy baloney the line at In-N-Out Burger is long!

by TuLove December 24, 2016

Holy Melon

An extra juicy cantaloupe that never Rotts. This is something that you can eat any time of year without any chance of tasting Goop.

Guy: Want a "Holy Melon"?
Girl: No, you've had that for weeks
Guy: It's a "Holy Melon"... It doesn't go bad

by MelonMan420 November 18, 2019

Holy Shoot

You are a good PG child who has been forbidden to swear so instead of Holy S**t you say, 'Holy Shoot'.

Good Christian Minecrafter: Holy Shoot I just found some diamonds.

by Taybrook May 3, 2020

The Holy Stoney

When the shit that is spewed out of ones mouth is so prolific and or sac religious That even Jesus himself has to pick up a stone.

That bitch said she got a train ran on her by the priests at confession. That bitch need The Holy Stoney.

by ThePriest69420 October 22, 2020

holy trail

The part of the ass where the bottom of the cheeks overlap with the back of their thigh to leave a crevasse. This crevasse is known as the holy trail because it's a trail to everything that's holy and gives your hands a reason to exist.

Aquel: dude what's your favorite part of the ass?
Mahde: The gap right below ass that reveals the pussy
Aquel: Nah man it's all about the holy trail under Dem AsSsSsS Cheekssss
Ahmed: Dawg Jhené Akio has such the perfect holy trail

by Killa_Keel August 16, 2016

holy teabag

When a female fills her mouth up with “holy water”, and then a male dunks his testicles into her mouth.

Me and my girl baptized my balls the other night by doing the holy teabag.

by Young Swavo August 12, 2021