straight/heterosexual crisis

it’s like a gay crisis, except its when you think you are a complete homosexual and then you find someone of the opposite gender attractive and start to completely question your sexuality *again*
“why is he so cute?! help im having a straight/heterosexual crisis
by scarlett johansoasion January 23, 2019
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heterosexual neck lovins

when a heterosexual drunken male friend all of a sudden latches on to another heterosexual male friend's neck with his mouth.
you're standing on your back deck drinking with friends. one friend staggers over to another friend and locks his lips on his neck.

someone yells, "You just got some heterosexual neck lovins!"
by Mojonyx April 24, 2009
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A type of relationship where a man and a woman have a relationship that cannot be realized in a conventional way; this is not an affair where one or both are married or in committed relationships; this might be a much younger man with an older woman for instance.
"This relationship cannot go anywhere, its a heterosexual brokeback mountain."
by Gabriela Hurley April 24, 2008
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heterosexual life partner

The heterosexual best friend of a person who identifies as homosexual (Gay or Lesbian).
"Is that your boyfriend?"
"No, he's my heterosexual life partner."

or:

"Is that your girlfriend?"
"No, she's my heterosexual life partner."
by monica borbele May 02, 2012
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heterosexual pride month

A made up month by conservatives who are mad gay people have rights, wanna be oppressed, and don’t realize that all the other 11 months of the year are already straight pride month.
Conservative: “Hey have you heard it’s heterosexual pride month?”
Norma person: “shut the fuck up bitch
by iBeleiveInMeSupremacy June 24, 2023
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CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.
Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.
by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 25, 2020
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The highest level of straightness that a man can obtain. The mere presence of this caliber of pure Man causes womens' clothing to shoot off, turns dikes straight, and makes fags shrivel and weep.
Damn! That guy is one dead-butch straight heterosexual!
by Braithwait July 27, 2006
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