Palmela Handerson

1) The sad hand you use to masturbate with that you wish was a real woman.

2) The happy hand you’re really proud to masturbate with when you’ve given up on real women.

Its been hard lately man, Palmela Handerson just hasn’t been enough lately.

Well Shelly was a real bitch, glad I’m with Palmela Handwrson now.

by Cerebrus12 January 20, 2019

Palmela Handerson

The name given to the hand a guy uses to masterbate.

Meet my girlfriend Palmela Handerson.(Shows his right hand)

by 6B October 30, 2007

Palmela Handerson

The phrase "Palmela Handerson", is a joking term used to make reference to masturbation. The term synergizes masturbation with actress Pamela Anderson, famous from the 90s T.V. show "Baywatch", and former girlfriend of drummer Tommy Lee, from Mötley Crüe.

"My buddy has no real girlfriend to have sex with, but he does have "Palmela Handerson" to get himself off."

by TommyTheJaay October 21, 2018

Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

Hendersonville

A city located in Western North Carolina that is a retirement community that boasts a surprisingly large number of teenagers. The town has four schools, each with their own stereotypes and particular habits. Main Street is the central source of excitement for the youth. The town, while smaller on the map, is a nice retreat from the hippie-intense and artistically vibrant city of Asheville, as the elderly make sure that nothing too extreme happens.

Times to visit include:

The changing of leaves, in the fall.
(See The Weather Channel for dates)

The Apple Festival
(Labor Day weekend. Then please leave as soon as possible.)
The Garden Jubilee
(Memorial Day weekend. Again, please leave as soon as festivities are over. We don't want you blocking traffic.)

The town also boasts an incredible Facebook pages of memes that highlight local events, shootings, and car damages from the local high school.

Hendersonville

by cthulhu July 1, 2012

Jamie hudderson

An anonymous Instagram account used for "inside man business". Nobody knows who is behind this account or who he works for. If you ever come across him, refer to him as your commanding officer - or bad things happen.

"Jamie hudderson text me yesterday, I called him a bitch.. My Intire family is dead now."

by Hudderson waters December 17, 2019

Pamela Handerson

euphemism for male masturbation. often used in order to replace words that may cause offence.

'I'm bored, think i may go have a visit from pamela handerson.'
'You look happpy, pamela handerson been visiting?

by Rico Demerius January 17, 2008