fair haven (vermont)

probably the lamest town around. filled with girls who think if you went out with someone then that means theyre legally yours forver and no one else can go out with them. which pisses the guys off becuase if your ex chick has a hott friend u cant hit it. pretty much known for weed drinking and all out partying. football teams are pretty good. soccer teams suck, basketballs not too bad but deffinatly not the best. all of the othersports no one cares about. theres some sluts. a lot of hicks rednecks, and then theres "d-bags" also known as dirt bags, most famous word in that town. if u wear sweatpants with your hair up for girls your "d-baggin it" people there stoop pretty low sometimes, bairly any girl from there actually goes for guys in that town. and the guys from there dont go for the girls there either. its a shitty town any way you look at it. its really small. they have a union highschool e=where like 5 other towns go to also. the closest mall is a half hour away and the only good store they have there is american eagle. fair haven is just an example of why vermont sucks

fair haven (vermont) person:"lets go to fair haven to get weed."
another person:"whats fair haven?"

by vermontsucksass January 23, 2009

Lock Haven

Located in Pennsylvania it is the home of Lock Haven University, and a beautiful place to live.
Caution: Do not date any men living there, most of them are worthless.

I love Lock Haven, I just hate the guys... well boys living here.

by Lulz Anon May 24, 2008

New Haven doorbell

The act of getting the attention of some one inside a house by sitting in your car and honking the horn repeatedly rather than getting off your ass and ringing the bell or knocking. This method is particularly popular in New Haven CT when you are trying to sleep.

The neighbor's douchebag boyfriend woke me up with a New Haven doorbell again.

by The Duke of Hayhay April 28, 2014

shaven haven

A shaven haven is a well presented fanny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. A haven for all who venture there!

The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.

by Big Col May 30, 2006

Hoagie Haven

I believe it was actually the USA olympic team that was the gold medal team, nonetheless it was definately the delictable hoagies that fueled their olympic success

I eat hoagie haven every day, im fat

by Tim Lanni July 28, 2008

waste haven

A piece of shit 'town' where hookers get murdered by 14 year old misguided youths and left naked under trucks. Also a good place to get robbed by a bum for your sandwich. Home of the University of New Haven, where the little spoiled criminal justice scenesters are scared of the poor people.

Waste Haven is where crackwhores go to die.

by Summer October 23, 2005

safe haven

The best bathroom in the office, one that isn't frequented very often, so you're free to do your nasty shitting in peace.

Where'd Jon go?

"off to his 2nd floor safe haven, he had general tso's chicken for lunch"

by Jon Himself July 1, 2003